Thats Crazy Random

Call me Seph | I go through a lot of fandom phases, have fun keeping up! | (I'm 24 and I use she/they pronouns)

[heladiito]

sorta pt 2 to this post

[ynioc]

hello everyone. i hyperfixated on the new among us show so hard i made blinkies for every single character. i included blank templates as well so you can add your own text or whatever. the font used is pixeloid bold

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these are free to use; credit would be greatly appreciated when using because i spent a lot of time on these and did the pixel art myself. if you're reposting these you must give credit. and don't say you made em obviously cus i did

[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[wrender]

Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[maddoxthefan]

episode 4 of city council of darkness

(drawn by @iguanamouth)

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[faebriel]

attempting to do some shibari stuff with the red string of fate

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[arofundy]

fancy new baby crate for baby who annoys her big sister in the car

[pinkinink]

Semestral drawings are done so I finally can draw these two fucks

[livelovelaugh-777]

[tlirsgender]

Hearing about Book Drama wherein somebody's publisher or whoever pushes to market their book as romantasy because it's #marketable and then romantasy readers read it expecting it to be romantasy and are understandably shocked and confused when it's Not. On like a semi regular basis. And I'm starting to thuink maybe we should aim for people who would "actually want to read it" instead of "demographic that makes the most money for the publisher"

[tlirsgender]

Now, the "falsely advertised not-romantasy book" in question typically also has Other Problems making people Hate It. But. Yknow. Maybe the false advertising set it up for a Not So Good reception. I think we need to start hunting publishers for sport. This is not to say I am fond of Authors. Frankly the written word is of the devil

[tlirsgender]

New question: would it be funny if I started lying about my own work being romantasy. It is sff and technically involves relationships between characters. Scaring the hoes would almost certainly be detrimental to, like, everything. But it might be funny to call it that. Like saying Alien (1979) was a romcom

[tlirsgender]

Read my sci-fi horror """romantasy""" short story They Colonized Mars in which nothing bad happens (sic)

[ID: a screenshot of the itch.io page for They Colonized Mars. The blurb has been edited to read "His name is Atlas, and he is OK (thumbs up emoji)". The description "A Martian warehouse worker takes his surveillance bot out for drinks" is unchanged. /end ID]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

@little-tiny-raccoon-hands and I have been lying about Rabbit Heart being a "cozy fantasy" and it certainly hasn't hurt our numbers. genre deception is okay when it's funny.

[wolfinweb]

Everyone says @derinthescarletpescatarian 's writings are normal and maybe contain new adults, so it has to be true. Copy|Paste especially should be New Adult (a genre that apparently exists).

[leo-fie]

Copy|Paste reminds me of classic sci-fi short stories. Wouldn't it be fucked up if X? type fare, like Harlan Ellison or James Tiptree Jr. I don't think we need a new genre for that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We need a master list of "stories to assign teens in English class that they will never get over"

[strange-aeons]

I’d like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.

So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.

I’m mentally stable now 🖤

I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child 🙏

[nightquills]

the idea of them sitting down at a restaurant for lunch with shane's parents and shane was running late so ilya's already done the whole allergy check by the time he gets there, and the waitress is waiting to take his order and shane is a little ruffled because Late and Person Is Waiting On Me, so ilya ever so helpfully, "the chicken sandwich loves you" "ilya please" "the chicken *burger* hates you, though. she is slut for sesame seeds." "can you please just be normal about this ONE time." yuna from across the table: "the salmon salad loves you, too, if you get it without croutons." "i swear to GOD i will move to another table."

(referencing this post)

this is so cute and so funny and i am enjoying shane's embarrassment and despair at the hands of his concerned and loving family so much

david very helpfully volunteers that "the tilapia, uh.... cheated on you? since last time? they said they changed the recipe for the breading and now it has almonds."

shane puts his head in his hands like "maybe anaphylaxis would be better than this. i'm not even that hungry."

"shane! there's no need to be so dramatic," yuna says.

ilya, ever the helpful menace, has a suggestion. "lyubimyy, we ordered loving appetizers for the table to share. you and i could split a main dish as well? it will be like a threeso—"

shane stands up, tells the waitress "i am so sorry for the delay. i'll have the salmon salad without croutons," and goes to use the bathroom for A Moment Of Peace, Please God Above

the waitress has so many questions, and she is getting no answers. but she very carefully logs the order and notes that it's because of allergies, and she gets a very nice tip at the end of the hollander-rozanov family's lunch.

[penandinkprincess]

shane after being told so sincerely, "i already checked menu. there are many lovers for you." iN THIS PUBLIC SPACE. ILYA, OTHER PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU.

(also david trying to adopt this metaphor is fucking KILLING ME) (shane just ready to sink into the pit of the earth as his parents are telling him that the bread at this restaurant got a mistress since last time) (it's sesame) (free him)

[penandinkprincess]

the margherita pizza now has a second family :(

[heyteenbookshey]

“don’t judge a book by it’s cover” is a beautiful powerful sentiment that i fully ignore when book shopping