One of Those Days

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Break heads!

So i was leveling up my dual rajang quest, since its pretty fresh and low i decide to give randoms taste of rajang hunt. First hunter seems compose and quiet, didnt even say hi or stuff, im okay with that ( since i tend to not talk either)

The real party breaker comes, with a gogma set and stuff…

He said: hey/ can we break heads

Other random: sure

I said: i cant promise you, if you want resource play normal hunt, but we can try

I assume he is ready to provide traps and stuff since i wont provide anything that i dont need for.

(Okay so here is my rules of Most guild quest ; we dont fight for resource, we fight for drops, be very efficient on hunting, means every opening is golden so no specific part n stuff, and always have def above 730) And i think most of you gais whos dwells on gq knew this well but i let it slide today tried my best to keep up with request.

-hunts begins, the gogma guy keep spamming BREAK HEAD chat, we break one horn on first jang, im so irritated that he spammed those bloody chat over and over, took us almost 25 minutes of pointless head chasing run, he didnt bring even a single traps and mostly run around just me and other randoms that works, and he blame us that we dont break both horns

Gogma dude and other random charts btw

After the hunt i cart him out of the room in rajangs stead.

Please please please dont spam a fking break specific parts, request is ok but please…. Dont shame yourself like a beggar

Or make your own room and see how many leave the room

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Meet the Mods

Mod Zinogre:

Hi there, I’m Mod Zinogre or Mod Z!  I’m just an average college freshman who likes to play MH4U and CS:GO with friends! I enjoy swimming, making music, and lazily browsing Reddit when not in class. In game, my favorite weapons are the Lightbreak Axe Swax and Lightbreak Twins DB (If I could ever beat a raging Brachy ;-;) and my favorite armor is a tie between the Zinogre Z and Nargacuga X set! I’ll probably end up being the Techie mod here when I’m not being the scrub in game! -Mod Z

Mod Nargacuga:

Yo! This is the queen here talking and it’s certainly a pleasure to do so! I’m the nerb that’ll be doing most of the commandeering and lOUD BLOGGING because I get pretty excitable. I’m fluffy, cute, and absolutely perfect! I’m currently experimenting with Charge blade in MH4U, and I’m always down for a hunt so feel free to shoot an ask about setting up a hall with me! Or anyone else tbh. Aiming for the G Rajang set right now for that tail and making a Fashion Hunters armor set! Besides that I really hope this blog can continue and do well because I know the MonHun fandom is one with PLENTY of stories to tell and share! See you around!     -Mod Cuga! 

Mod Kappydios: 

Hello there, I'm mod Kappydios and/or Kappy! I'm just the trashy nerd that loves to play a variety of games, do stupid things, and not knowing what to do at all :D. in the world of MH4U, my favorite weapons are my waifu charge blade and the great sword. in terms of armor are zambrios and basarios (armor spheres need to be more common ;_;) -Mod Kappydios

Mod Savage Deviljho:

Hey, I’m Mod Hunger, or Mod Deviljho. I’m the veteran hunter of our group with over 5000 hours from MH1-MH4U. I’m capable with every weapon and enjoy helping friends through the games. Life’s a little busy right now, so I won’t be posting as much as other mods, but I will be here nonetheless. -Mod Hunger

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Shouldn't the mods introduce themselves to their followers?

Yup.-Mod Z

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Hey Monster Hunters!

Keep in mind that this blog is filled by your wonderful stories and adventures! Please do keep sending in stories so we can keep this place full of stories for you to enjoy!

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THERE ARE REASONS WHY QURUPECO ISN'T IN MH4U.

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spoopy diablos

On MH3U, me and my boyfriend used to be on skype playing online together for hours every single night

one particular night we are hunting a Black Diablos, pretty standard

then I left the area to sharpen or heal up or something 

I go back and hear my boyfriend shout “watch out!!!”

then as soon as the area loads it fUCKING JUMPED OUT THE GROUND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I SCREAMED AND THREW MY GAMEPAD INTO MY OWN FACE IT MADE ME JUMP SO BAD

then we killed it and all was well

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This happened years ago, back when MHTri was the new kid on the block. 

Me and several other of my friends were power grinding another friend of ours to High Rank so she could delve deep into Fashion Hunter (cause lets be real, 90% of the things we do in that game isn't to have better stats, but to look good while stylin on the monsters and noobs alike) and we decided to take her through the High Rank Rite of Passage.

If you don't know what it is, it was basically this: Higher Ranked individuals would take a fresh High Ranked Hunter into a Slay Jaggia Quest where Deviljho would appear. If the newbie survived, they are truly ready for the trials ahead.

Well, you have three hunters, decked out in the best armor they could have at the time, the best weapons, the works...except we forgot the one item that all Hunters should carry when hunting a Deviljho - Dung Bombs

Long story short, she got eaten by a Deviljho while the three of us were trying and failing at getting the Angry Green Pickle off of her.

Moral of the Story - Always be prepared, Even the best makes mistakes, and you are crunchy and goes well with ketchup when its concerning the Deviljho - always bring Dung Bombs.

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Scrub Story! P2!

So I was the HR108 that was with my buddy(we shall call Hunter N) on the Dah'Ren Story! Funny thing was the fact that we were in a Skype call that day and ALL DAY I was getting so angry at these people running into our hall and putting up quests without so much as a ‘hi.’ So I went “I s2g if someone else puts up a quest W/O asking I’m ruining their hunt.” SURE ENOUGH, Someone does and it’s Noob M with their Dah'Ren urgent. So I’m here like okay. Okay let’s do this. N and I spend the entire time messing around while I kick back on the bow of the ship in Seregios armor laughing. EXTRA! When we got back Noob M was like “What was that?” I answered “You didn’t ask.” “So I didn’t Help.”

To which he replied “Why would I ask you?”

Oh my god people. Common curtesy is to ASK for your quests if it isn’t your hall, or just make one yourself. Dang.

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Box Thief

Admittedly, this is sort of a party foul on my roommate’s part, but it was just so funny we had to do it. 

So me and him are playing 3U online, fighting Deviljhos or something, and we’re fighting with a couple other randoms in the lobby. Quest starts, we all pop in at different places, and my friend spawns at the camp. He runs over to the item box, looks through it, and decides to take all the rations. Not a polite thing to do I know, but it’s rations, not things like max potions. 

But apparently, one of the randoms took offense to that. Apparently his plan for every hunt was to use a farcaster, poof over to the base camp and pick up some basic supplies. So while the rest of us were going toe-to-toe with Jho, this little conversation starts in the chat:

“WHO TOOK ALL THE RATIONS, WTF”

“Didn’t you bring steaks or energy drinks?”

“YES BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. WHICH ONE OF YOU ***** DID IT”

“Is it really that big a deal?" 

"YES! DON’T STEAL RATIONS!" 

Admittedly he had a point, but this tirade of his lasted the entire fight! We had Deviljhos to fight and he would waste time typing up complaints about lack of rations. My buddy never admitted to the crime, but the best part was the other random was on our side about it, telling him to get over it and just fight, so I’m pretty sure the blame was pinned on him. 

Anyway, fight ends, Jho dies, victory music, back to Tanzia. We get ready for the next round, and the last thing the guy says is "THIS TIME DON’T TAKE ALL THE RATIONS”. 

And my buddy looks over at me, and I know what he’s going to say. “If I spawn at basecamp, I’m taking all the rations." 

SURE ENOUGH. 

He spawns at basecamp. Makes a beeline for the box. Steals the rations and runs. A second later there’s a puff of green smoke as the guy farcasters in and makes for the box. 

"I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE." 

We were cracking up so hard we nearly got carted, but it was worth it. 

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Scrub Story!

So this is going to go wayyy back to when I was just an HR6 scrub rocking the Gore-Centuar mix set or whatever it was.

At this point I’m working on day 3 of playing MH4U with friends who are pretty much guiding me and slapping me through HR1-7. Anyway, it’s about 1am, I’m half way through HR6, a HR108 friend and I are just grinding away, we’re all set and about to ship out on a quest when this HR3 shows up.

Right to the Questrix and instant quest up. Apparently it’s fine to throw your Urgent Dah'ren up into random rooms if you say “pls”.

Being the little satanic angels we are, I drop my quest and we pair up with the HR3. Horn sounds and we’re on our way.

Quest loads up and we all rush onto the deck of the sand sailor full speed with us taking our battle stations: HR3 to the cannonballs and the HR108 friend and I kicking back on the bow of the ship.

Yup.

The sight of a HR3 trying to solo a Dah'ren is really quite amusing, but he got no help from the pair of hunters on vacation. We didn’t do shit; and I’m honestly surprised the guy lasted more than 8 minutes, we were impressed.

Quest fails and we’re back in Val Harbor to see the little guy ready to go for round 2 with his newfound “friends”.

With that, an HR3 boot was issued and we went on our merry way of Brachydios.

Common courtesy folks; if it’s not your room, don’t throw up your urgents uninvited.

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Be Respectful!!!

So I and a good pal of mine had just hit g rank and after all our hard work we decided we needed good weapons to start destroying on some monsters in g-rank.

we decided we wanted BRACHYDIOS weapons, and im sure as most of you hunter know Brach weapons start with the low rank Brachydios. We headed for the hammers.

Started up a room set it for Brach and rare pieces. We got a hr4 hunter that joined us and was happy to kill them with us. about the four Brach we killed a hr 6 player walks in……

The conversation went like this

Hr6: “I like this monster." He come on one hunt with us.  

When we return from the hunt.

Hr6: "That was a high rank?”

Me: “No that was low."  "We are looking for hammers.”

Hr6: “Well I need a high rank one.”

Me: “Well this hall is currently for hammers.”

Hr6: “What are you scared.”

Me: “No we just need hammers.”

Hr6: “Well I bet a high rank would kick your a**.”

( at this point I looked at my friend right across the room and we both had the same idea i am sure.)

Me: “Alright buddy you get your wish. We proceed on the mission (Mind you with test weapons because we were testing which weapon we were best with. although we had already figured it out for the most part, Me charged blade, Him insect glaive.) and the dude carts 2 the other player 1. ( me and my friend looked again and laughed because we knew this was going to be fun. )

Me: "Those weren’t even our main weapons, want to try again.”

Hr6: “Yeah”

We proceed on the quest and the other player carts the first time, the hr6 carts the second. (myself and my friend proceed to kick the monsters ass and break every piece in the process of killing it in under five minutes.)

The mission ends Hr6: “ girl you should watch your health more” Hr4: “I am sorry”

Me:

Don’t blame it on her

You wanted high rank and we gave it to you

So its your own fault for not being able to handle it

Next time you step in a room

Make sure you can handle the monster

Oh and buddy

DON’T

EVER

CHALLENGE

A

G

RANKED

PLAYER

AGAIN!!!

byebye

and I kicked him.

Hr4 “Can we Please go back to low rank?”

So guys just remember, if you are a player in Monster hunter 4u or any monster hunter game. Respect the other players. It a fun game there no reason to get snobby or try and be mean because you want your way. The is a thing called manners. Even online.

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My sister and I spent a majority of our time in MH3U and MH4U playing the gathering hall quests. In particular, we sank a good 25-30 hours in MH3U during a long road trip to Wyoming a year and a half ago. For some reason, we decided that getting the Plesioth armor would be a great boost to our farming techniques as it had the trap master and capture master skills. That way the sets could help us get the other armor sets we’d need for high rank. Proceed to farming for the parts for three and a half hours.

My sister had her complete Plesioth set in under 75 minutes. The rest of that time period was devoted to getting my complete set. For a time, I though that the desire sensor had finished having it’s fun with me.

Boy was I wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

The actual high rank set that we both really wanted was the Brachydios set. Cue more farming. Our first mistake was using the Plesioth set to help with the farming as it had very low fire defense. Coupled with the slime explosiveness, we were doomed to a few bad initial quests. A few triple carts here and there, but we nonetheless managed to overcome that weakness after a while.

That particular day of the road trip, we drove through Colorado up until 3 A.M. trying to find a hotel as a majority of them within 100 miles were filled to the brim with people trying to see some random concert. So naturally, we passed the time farming the Brachydios and trying to finish the set.

We had been farming for around 3 hours and it was around 12 P.M. when it happened. All we needed to finish the set and get new weapons were a few Brachydios gems each. We captured a Brachydios after breaking every piece of it and cutting off its tail which we were both experts at doing by this point. My sister had managed to carve a gem from the tail, so we were both happy that we made some progress. That was until we got to the quest rewards screen.

She got 3 more gems. 3 freaking more!

It was all I could not to scream out of anger.

Since it was getting late and her set was finally finished, my sister quit playing for the day. This left me soloing the quest with Cha-Cha and Kayamba to get my gems which took me until 2:40 A.M. I was so tired, angry, and frustrated that it didn’t even fell like a victory anymore.

As a final kick in the head, this pattern has repeated itself frequently throughout our time in MH4U. She gets the rarest pieces very quickly while I struggle to even get one. The desire sensor is out to get me, and the worst part of all: 

It’s winning.

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Akantor!!!

So I don’t usually have a dislike to monsters because they’re all fun right? NO. NOT THIS ONE. I set up a hall one day to help rank up people and the entire day. ‘Noob A has joined!’ ‘Noob A has put up a quest!’ (Like seriously not even gonna ask?) 'quest is the LOZ Akantor!’ 'Noob A gets kicked!’ Rinse, Repeat. Keep in mind these were like, HR3s and such with armor that I’d have to carry them through. I just. I’ve begun to despise that ONE QUEST so much for that reason. Like no. Leave. Bye.

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This Guy...

I can kinda let this one slide, since he seemed like he was SOMEHOW a relatively new player, but the events are pretty amusing.

So me and my buddy who we shall name The Adventures of Lolo, or Taol for short, were just screwing around in a room, together, slowly trying to launch ourselves into HR6.  The Middle of High Ranks! We’re grinding for Los Armor or something, because we’re having trouble with some monster or another, and this guy comes into the room. Dude’s wanting to do the HR5 Gore Magala quest, so we figure we’ll help him out, since we might as well!

Five minutes, triple cart, 2/3 this guy. And this happened a few times, just because we figured he might’ve just been unlucky. I died a couple of times, myself, throughout 4 or so failed hunts. I suck at Gore.

We check his armor’s defense. On average, everyone but him was hovering ~300 to 370. THIS GUY HAS A LOW RANK MIXED SET WITH LESS THAN 200.

We promptly explained to him that he’s screwed, while masking our befuddlement at him being HR5 with this kind of armor. After explanation, and desiring to go back to our own business, he was swiftly shown the door.

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