That Sky Anon’s Blog

Oh boy! Here I go anonning again! (She/Her)

[10tcho11]

(There's a rapid pattering of tiny footsteps that start rapidly approaching) ChoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (And Sky Anon slams into Chosen, hugging her, and looks up) Hi. -Sky Anon-

[ Cho hears Sky Anon's voice before she sees her. She barely recognizes it, but she knows when her name is being shouted across the fields. She looks up from her sketchbook, and brightens up when seeing Sky RACING towards her! ]

"SKY-"

[ Sky Anon tackle-hugs Cho. Fae staggers and stumbles, short spurts of fire in faer hands to keep balance like a shoddy jet engine. When fae's stable on her feet again, Cho looks down at Sky. ]

"... Hi."

[ Well, shit, what do you say to someone you thought was dead? ]

"I thought you were dead."

[ 👍 ]

[thatskyanon]

I was! And then I wasn’t… and then I died again to get back here!

(Sky Anon pulls out a scarf)

I bought you this.

(It’s a red and white scarf that’s soft to the touch and very, very warm.)

[10tcho11]

"Like those old school gamer tee shirts. Gamers don't die, they respawn..."

[ Cho laughs at the cringey tagline. Stupid t-shirts and their stupid little slogans being sold on stupid shoddy websites. So low quality it's funny. She takes the scarf in her hands. ]

"And, thanks. You didn't have to."

[ But there is something uncanny about all this... Her and Sky talking together as if there hadn't been months of distance and death between them. Her and Sky talking... Sky... ]

"Wait, you talk!?"

[thatskyanon]

Yeah! Megabird restored my ability to talk normally.

(It strikes her that Chosen probably has no idea who or what Megabird is)

Oh, Megabird is what the Sky Kids and Elders I met called the being who resides in Orbit. She kinda made Sky Kids for some purpose. She’s the one who sent me back to the Outernet.

[10tcho11]

[ Megabird. That... sure is a character, huh. ]

"Sounds fun. Glad she brought you back."

[ Cho cracks a small grin, only really visible from the side. Her eyes have a stable but definitely emotional shine to them. Her words said everything worth thinking and feeling. Glad that her friend's back home. ]

[thatskyanon]

I’m glad, too.

(She hugs Chosen again)

I missed you.

[10tcho11]

(There's a rapid pattering of tiny footsteps that start rapidly approaching) ChoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (And Sky Anon slams into Chosen, hugging her, and looks up) Hi. -Sky Anon-

[ Cho hears Sky Anon's voice before she sees her. She barely recognizes it, but she knows when her name is being shouted across the fields. She looks up from her sketchbook, and brightens up when seeing Sky RACING towards her! ]

"SKY-"

[ Sky Anon tackle-hugs Cho. Fae staggers and stumbles, short spurts of fire in faer hands to keep balance like a shoddy jet engine. When fae's stable on her feet again, Cho looks down at Sky. ]

"... Hi."

[ Well, shit, what do you say to someone you thought was dead? ]

"I thought you were dead."

[ 👍 ]

[thatskyanon]

I was! And then I wasn’t… and then I died again to get back here!

(Sky Anon pulls out a scarf)

I bought you this.

(It’s a red and white scarf that’s soft to the touch and very, very warm.)

[10tcho11]

"Like those old school gamer tee shirts. Gamers don't die, they respawn..."

[ Cho laughs at the cringey tagline. Stupid t-shirts and their stupid little slogans being sold on stupid shoddy websites. So low quality it's funny. She takes the scarf in her hands. ]

"And, thanks. You didn't have to."

[ But there is something uncanny about all this... Her and Sky talking together as if there hadn't been months of distance and death between them. Her and Sky talking... Sky... ]

"Wait, you talk!?"

[thatskyanon]

Yeah! Megabird restored my ability to talk normally.

(It strikes her that Chosen probably has no idea who or what Megabird is)

Oh, Megabird is what the Sky Kids and Elders I met called the being who resides in Orbit. She kinda made Sky Kids for some purpose. She’s the one who sent me back to the Outernet.

[10tcho11]

(There's a rapid pattering of tiny footsteps that start rapidly approaching) ChoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (And Sky Anon slams into Chosen, hugging her, and looks up) Hi. -Sky Anon-

[ Cho hears Sky Anon's voice before she sees her. She barely recognizes it, but she knows when her name is being shouted across the fields. She looks up from her sketchbook, and brightens up when seeing Sky RACING towards her! ]

"SKY-"

[ Sky Anon tackle-hugs Cho. Fae staggers and stumbles, short spurts of fire in faer hands to keep balance like a shoddy jet engine. When fae's stable on her feet again, Cho looks down at Sky. ]

"... Hi."

[ Well, shit, what do you say to someone you thought was dead? ]

"I thought you were dead."

[ 👍 ]

[thatskyanon]

I was! And then I wasn’t… and then I died again to get back here!

(Sky Anon pulls out a scarf)

I bought you this.

(It’s a red and white scarf that’s soft to the touch and very, very warm.)

[thatskyanon]

[A shining star shoots across the outernet’s sky, falling, falling, falling, softly landing in a field… and then, a burst of brilliant light]

“I’m back!”

[rocket-contact]

(You get a sudden message from Sky Anon)

“Ocean’s haunted.”

(There is no further context)

-Sky Anon-

[Everytime i get a message from you it feels like i'll lose my mind.]

[What do you MEAN Ocean's haunted???]

[thatskyanon]

(You get sent a single image)

“Ocean’s haunted.”

[thatskyanon]

I know I should probably head towards the next area, but the snow is so fun!

…

…

Why’s it getting dark? Is it sundown already?

…

…

Um…

Why is it red?

@rocket-contact Hey, do you have any idea why the sky might turn dark red during the day?

[thatskyanon]

Uhh…

UMMM???

What.

[thatskyanon]

Well! That last trial was horrific! I think I found a ghost in the last area. They said people do those trials for fun but I dunno…

This nice adult said that there’s a whole different area back in the prairie that has a ton of winged light, so I’m gonna head there next.

This looks like the path they mentioned.

Woah…!

There’s so much here! Look at this! Look at that!

(Some time later)

Eh hehehehe!

I might stay here for a few!

[rocket-contact]

(You get a text from Sky Anon!)

“Hi, Victor! Long time no talk!”

“Would you like a teapot?”

(She sends a picture of a white teapot with a purple floral design)

“I’m buying everyone gifts! ^^”

“There’s also some neat crystals in pots! It might look nice on your desk!”

[A teapot huh?]

[Thank you, it looks cute]

[How are you? i haven't seen you in a while, Sky]

He starts typing another message. pauses halfway through and disconnects

[thatskyanon]

“I’m doing well! Working on gathering any winged light I’ve missed. I found a passage to past areas up in the mountains of the village I’m in! Once I’ve done that, I’m going to head out to the next area!”

“How have you been doing? The anons are being nice, right?”

[thatskyanon]

Okay, so the earth and wind trials weren’t so bad… how’s the fire trial looking…?

Ayo, what the fu…?

[thatskyanon]

hey sky how have the adventures in another universe been

-- @10tcho11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I HATE THESE TRIALS! HELP!

They took my cape! I had to race against rising water and I kept falling in!!

The adult said sky kids will do these for fun.

FOR FUN!

But I’m not giving up…

[thatskyanon]

I went through another passage and found this strange area. The adult told me that there’s four winged light here up for grabs if I can do each of the four trials! Wish me luck!

[greenzilla4]

Green thats just a cute harmless cat that happens to be holding a knife!! Im sure they wouldnt actually hurt you!!

Thats like if fungus were to hold a knife at you, or if Red did when he was a cat!! All of those are completely innocent and harmless scenarios!!!

So I think you have nothing to worry about!! Its just a cuuute little cat!!!

...It just ate all of my fish.

Not to mention, you're comparing apples to oranges to BOMBS. I know Red as a cat wouldn't ever hold a KNIFE at me with genuine bad intent, and this cat seems to be placated by food.

But that... thing?

It's from the nether. Everything from the nether wants you dead on sight.

[thatskyanon]

(Ping!)

“Did you mean this as written or did you forget a word?”

“Those sentences… do not fit with each other…”

[thatskyanon]

Let’s see where this goes!

…

OH…!

[kittycatred]

(You get a ping on your phone)

“Hey, Red, it’s Sky.”

“I found a village. They’re selling plushies.”

“Would you like me to get you one?”

(There’s a picture of a crab plushie and a manta plushie)

ohh hey sky !!

i havent heard from you in awhile i hope youre doing alrightt and all !! (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

but ooh plushies ?? suree !!! id love onee !!!! they look soo cute ദ്ദി´ ˘ `)

[thatskyanon]

“Yeah, I sorta died and ended up somewhere else, but I’m working on getting back!”

“I keep getting cricks in the neck that I know are being caused by Anon shenanigans I’m not aware of; are you doing alright? The anons are being nice to you and your friends, right?”

[thatskyanon]

Yeah, uhh... everyone's pretty mad at us. Some anons think it's funny to be assholes and now we're kind of on thin ice with everyone.

But- trust me, Victor doesn't hate us.

What are you telling Sky? Giving them an honest update! You better be being gentle. I am! Although it's not the easiest to be gentle in explaining the drama anons get.

-@multianonasker

Yeah… that makes sense…

[thatskyanon]

Found a hole in the clouds up a mountain in the village. Will update you guys once I head through!