Green Stick Figure

🎶 | He/They | Round 3, here we go

[greenzilla4]

Updated: March 18th (most recent updates are in blue for ease of finding)

(BACK FROM HIATUS)

RP / ASK / ART ACCT

Run by: @thelunarsystem2426 | don't expect good content tho lmao

First off: I am in hysterics that I somehow managed to snag this user. I was almost certain greenzilla4 would be taken.

This is a rp account where asks are encouraged. I will be responding with silly lil statements and ONLY OCCASIONALLY doodles. (I will be toning down on the art from here on out, as its led to heavy burnout.)

BOUNDARIES!

In and out of character, my Pronouns are

They/He

The character I am playing is a minor. Henceforth, there will be NO NSFW on this account. Any NSFW asks or comments will be deleted and blocked.

I will accept shipping, however. As long as it is in a SFW fashion (like the level a corny Middle-School crush would go.) However, I am a grapeduo shipper and will respond as such.

I WILL NOT BE INTERACTING WITH ANY PURPLE BLOGS BESIDES @purple-online

Most other blogs are a stranger to me, and I am uncomfy doing ship roleplay with real people. I run this purple account so that you guys can have grapeduo content while the canon remains intact between other blogs.

Lil heads up for those who don't like it: There will be swearing. Whoops. I just feel it's in character.

Speaking of in character:

THIS ACCOUNT AND ITS ROLEPLAY ARE BASED ON MY INTERPRETATION OF GREEN.

If you do not headcanon the same things as me, do not harass me for it. We can coexist.

Finally: please be patient with my communication skills. I am autistic and sometimes words are super hard. A tonetag or two may be throws around to help make things easier for both me and the viewers :)

Responses in character will be tagged

#[ in character ]

And the out of character comments (no shit)

#[ out of character ]

when real tags start (to help with engagement) nothing interesting past this tag

#[ ooc tags start ]

Last but not least: asks. Again- no shit.

#[ asks ]

Thanks for visiting my tumblr, let's all be nice and be silly :D You may now submit as many asks as you want!

(This account is not affiliated with Alan Becker in any way, other than being a super obsessed fan account. Credits to Alan Becker for the character.)

[greenzilla4]

You wsg man

What'cha listening too?

Nothing crazy. FLAVOR FOLEY, TØP, sprinkling in some OST stuff. Right now its Ego Renegade Boy.

[greenzilla4]

THE ZILLERRRRRR how ya doin bud :D

Doin just about as well as I can!! Sorted a few things out and I'm back in business!!

[greenzilla4]

...?

[greenzilla4]

hi, is this account still active?

(SOON TO BE. RLLY SORRY FOR THE HIATUS, MOTIVATION WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. Im currently working on getting this account back up and running)

[greenzilla4]

Whaaat this blog DIED

(Just a well-deserved hiatus, I would say. Sorry was unannounced ^^" I'm currently working on waking this account right back up!)

[greenzilla4]

Calling yourself 'green' and not 'lime', or more accuratly 'dark lime' like you are, is an insult to REAL green stick figures. So self-centered, thinking YOU must be the "NORMAL" shade of green. Problematic.

Are..... are we still on this? What is a NORMAL shade of green then?!? I'm on that spectrum of green!!!!!!!!

[greenzilla4]

green whats your opinion on dream the youtuber. you kinda look like him

Another green influencer that specializes in minecraft content? This guy could probably do no wrong.

[hatsune-miblue]

[ @greenzilla4 ]

Phhhhhhh…

Alright, Green. I… would like you to apologize now. To Fungus. No backwards insults or threats, I just want an apology. Then we can do our.. own thing or whatever. Okay?

[greenzilla4]

A-Apologize to..

Mmmn-

*sighhh*

I'm.. sorry, Fungus. I acted out of fear of you.

I was too afraid of the thing I first saw when Blue was possessed. I didn't see you as something living, with feelings. I felt threatened by your presence.

But.. luring you out to a death trap might have been a bit far...

Honestly I'm glad Jeremy knocked some sense into me. I wasn't myself.

[hatsune-miblue]

. . .

I- I guess. . .

I forgive you. I understand.. why you were scared. Blue is your friend.

[greenzilla4]

Yeah I.. you almost lose your friends once, and you kinda start growing a bit-

*CLATTER!!!*

...Jeremy?

The FREEZER. JEREMY!!!!

I'm going to go get him outta there..

Dammit, Jeremy. First the fungus, then you! It's like you're related-

[hatsune-miblue]

[ @greenzilla4 ]

Phhhhhhh…

Alright, Green. I… would like you to apologize now. To Fungus. No backwards insults or threats, I just want an apology. Then we can do our.. own thing or whatever. Okay?

[greenzilla4]

A-Apologize to..

Mmmn-

*sighhh*

I'm.. sorry, Fungus. I acted out of fear of you.

I was too afraid of the thing I first saw when Blue was possessed. I didn't see you as something living, with feelings. I felt threatened by your presence.

But.. luring you out to a death trap might have been a bit far...

Honestly I'm glad Jeremy knocked some sense into me. I wasn't myself.

[greenzilla4]

Rocket Corp would like to wish you a very happy LGBTQIA+ Pride Month! - @officialvictim

Did I just get an AD??!?!!!

[officialvictim]

No, I had to send these out manually. Although we can discuss the possibilities of a sponsorship, provided your criminal record is clean! ;)

[greenzilla4]

WHAT

I will absolutely take a sponsorship!!!!

My record is SPOTLESS.

Wow. I must have quite an influence if corporations are contacting me individually 🫢 and to wish a straight guy a happy pride month...

[officialvictim]

Yeah, I'm sure you've never been caught conspiring with any criminals ever. It's good to stay out of crime! Awesome! Keep it up !

Aren't you and Purple dating though?

[greenzilla4]

WHAT

No?????! Hahhahahh..

That's a, uh- common fan theory, lol 🤣

Don't believe everything you see on the internet, purple and I are just bfs

[greenzilla4]

[ Ohhhhhohoho greenzilla fans... you've done it now ]

[greenzilla4]

No, we (the anons) are now painted Normal Green and YOU are DARK LIME. Just like how "purple" is really dark magenta. There's no shame in being a dark lime, i think it's a beautiful color!! We just want you to admit the truth. If you wanted yoh be normal green, you'd have to paint bucket yourself (like the paint bucket tool not like the splashing paint) idfk.

Okay but that's like saying Orange and... the OTHER Orange, one of them isn't orange. They're BOTH orange, but in different shades. That doesn't take the orange-ness away from either one.

[greenzilla4]

[Ok so i can't send images anonnymusly, but for roleplay purpouses please ignore that this is me. This was sent by the previous anon, not by me. Ok? Got it? Cool. Back to being splashed with paint then:]

...

You're still not the same color as this paint.

Face it, you're dark lime, not green.

I DONT NEED TO BE THE SAME COLOR AS THE PAINT TO BE GREEN.

What if the paint is BRIGHT green, hm?!

The anons are BRIGHT GREEN and I am NORMAL GREEN

[greenzilla4]

IF YOU'RE DUMPING PAINT ON US, ATLEAST GET THE FUCKING NAME OF THE SHADE RIGHT!!

ZERO ZERO EFF EFF ZERO ZERO

GREEN.

[ Fun fact! According to colornames.org, green's ACTUAL hex code, #66CC00, has been (as of right now) agreed upon as "AvA Green" ]

[greenzilla4]

I’m dumping paint on the other anons for trying to psyche you out. Wanna pick the color?

Green.

[greenzilla4]

someone get the paint bucket

Someone is tempting fate

My fate of green?

Not happening.