" YOU WERE BEAMING ONCE BEFORE,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE. "
PORTER MCCOY - STEX RP ACCOUNT
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" YOU WERE BEAMING ONCE BEFORE,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE. "
PORTER MCCOY - STEX RP ACCOUNT
( porter is asleep at the kitchen table. around him, there is wrapping paper, bags of bird seed, dolls, bird toys, and stuffed animals. from an outsiders perspective, he must look mad. )
porter. this is very important. if bullet asks you, y’ gotta tell them hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four, aright?
-@notamatterofif
... okay then.
... why ??
i told him that hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four. duh.
do you ??
no, obviously not.
oh okay, thank god -
i mean…i’d still be alive. i’d just be twenty-four. forever. i guess? i dunno. i didn’t really think about the logistics-
Right, so I've to just lie to my boyfriend fer the foreseeable 'bout this?
yeah. i mean- i s’pose just until i’m older than twenty four.
... yeah, alright.
porter. this is very important. if bullet asks you, y’ gotta tell them hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four, aright?
-@notamatterofif
... okay then.
... why ??
i told him that hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four. duh.
do you ??
no, obviously not.
oh okay, thank god -
i mean…i’d still be alive. i’d just be twenty-four. forever. i guess? i dunno. i didn’t really think about the logistics-
Right, so I've to just lie to my boyfriend fer the foreseeable 'bout this?
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.
Is that alright ? I know things might be . . weird . Y'think I made the right call ?
No, yeah, that's fine! The more the merrier, right?
I . . . I'm sure things will be fine . Maybe we can figure out where Eagle stands with the two of us
.. Not on yer birthday, chick.
I mean it — it is just like any other day of the year but . . . I get your point , sure .
... yeah, okay — I was gonna order dinner tonight. It's too warm.
Way too warm . My systems have been so noisy trying to combat the heat . Guess you have it tougher — no cooling vents at all
Bullet, I could walk around butt - naked and I'd still be too hot.
I am in hell.
Okay wow , fair enough . I think I have a spare fan back at my shed if you want it ?
I beg of ya.
how is anyone handling the heat . . . i'm melting over here .
i actually cant breathe from the heat
i am a puddle of oil from the heat .
picky bits fer dinner, im not even arsed to get out the barbecue —
i cant even be asked to get up . . . too hot to move .
actually ... dya just want take out, or somethin. im not in the mood.
wont ever say no to that , hell yeah !!
great, chinese fer dinner then !!
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.
Is that alright ? I know things might be . . weird . Y'think I made the right call ?
No, yeah, that's fine! The more the merrier, right?
I . . . I'm sure things will be fine . Maybe we can figure out where Eagle stands with the two of us
.. Not on yer birthday, chick.
I mean it — it is just like any other day of the year but . . . I get your point , sure .
... yeah, okay — I was gonna order dinner tonight. It's too warm.
Way too warm . My systems have been so noisy trying to combat the heat . Guess you have it tougher — no cooling vents at all
Bullet, I could walk around butt - naked and I'd still be too hot.
I am in hell.
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.
Is that alright ? I know things might be . . weird . Y'think I made the right call ?
No, yeah, that's fine! The more the merrier, right?
I . . . I'm sure things will be fine . Maybe we can figure out where Eagle stands with the two of us
.. Not on yer birthday, chick.
I mean it — it is just like any other day of the year but . . . I get your point , sure .
... yeah, okay — I was gonna order dinner tonight. It's too warm.
porter. this is very important. if bullet asks you, y’ gotta tell them hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four, aright?
-@notamatterofif
... okay then.
... why ??
i told him that hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four. duh.
do you ??
no, obviously not.
oh okay, thank god -
how is anyone handling the heat . . . i'm melting over here .
i actually cant breathe from the heat
i am a puddle of oil from the heat .
picky bits fer dinner, im not even arsed to get out the barbecue —
i cant even be asked to get up . . . too hot to move .
actually ... dya just want take out, or somethin. im not in the mood.
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.
Is that alright ? I know things might be . . weird . Y'think I made the right call ?
No, yeah, that's fine! The more the merrier, right?
I . . . I'm sure things will be fine . Maybe we can figure out where Eagle stands with the two of us
.. Not on yer birthday, chick.
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.
Is that alright ? I know things might be . . weird . Y'think I made the right call ?
No, yeah, that's fine! The more the merrier, right?
how is anyone handling the heat . . . i'm melting over here .
i actually cant breathe from the heat
i am a puddle of oil from the heat .
picky bits fer dinner, im not even arsed to get out the barbecue —
how is anyone handling the heat . . . i'm melting over here .
i actually cant breathe from the heat
porter. this is very important. if bullet asks you, y’ gotta tell them hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four, aright?
-@notamatterofif
... okay then.
... why ??
i told him that hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four. duh.
do you ??
porter. this is very important. if bullet asks you, y’ gotta tell them hydrogen trucks stop aging at twenty-four, aright?
-@notamatterofif
... okay then.
... why ??
Happy birthday to me I guess . . . I really feel old
Holy Stars — happy birthday, love !!
Thank you ! See 26 still sounds young but 27 ? Now that's ancient .
Hey, watch yerself — we're the same age now !!
Eugh . . . The thought sickens me ! Suppose it ain't too bad though .
Can't say that now we're the same age .
I mean — you are still older by quite a lotta months .
Nine months ain't that long !!
That's almost a year ! Plenty long enough
Shut up, yer the same age as me now either way!
Right . . Well — I invited Eagle over for the day . Y'know — for cake and drinks .
Oh ... okay then.