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I love this sticker so much so

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

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whatcha doing? 

[kandradas]

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[ominous-suggestion]

useful job interview tips

always greet with a smile

show, don’t tell

except for the horns at the back of your throat; we don’t think those will be particularly favourable

don’t forget to bring your gas mask

if they ask about your first childhood home, change the subject; they can smell the trauma

dress appropriately

if a CEO offers to shake your hand, politely refuse; no one has time for treating radiation burns

make sure to wait at least 3 days before washing the blood off your clothes

be confident

[aith4sa]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[utenah]

“Come back! Even as a shadow. Even as a dream.”

— Herakles, Euripides

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i pay attention to shit you wouldn’t even think i’m paying attention to.

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[bastilleintheden]

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