zrrion

i do an art sometimes | nb or w/ever | he/him/they/them/she/her, don't stress about it honestly | i have the opposite of good taste | everything can and should be weaponized but only if it is funny | Taxonomy has done irreparable harm to humankind

[zrrion]

Beyond Sunset is leaving Early Access! Full Release September 12th. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1665260/Beyond_Sunset/

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[everyones-beau]

In this house, we believe:

The world's locations are relative

The world's particulars are measurable

The world's particulars are explainable

The world's particulars exert causal force

Events have causes

These causes are impersonal

These causes are amoral

[zatclaire]

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”

[blackqueernotables]

Rosemonde Zebo: Wedded in the first same-sex union in the French Caribbean.

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[creepymutelilbugger]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[girlballs-archive]

oh. oh okay LITERALLY every single video i've ever uploaded to my blog has been flagged as explicit. like. my fucking gamedev videos are apparently sexual content

[girlballs-archive]

can't even appeal them. i genuinely hope everyone working at tumblr loses their jobs and never touches a website ever again

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[softwaring]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[heedra]

unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.