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We sold out of it again today. Why do they always want it? I’m sure other stores sell it too but they always come to us.
The law of supply and demand can be harsh on ethically conscious skin suppliers - worry not! We're always here to provide. Just keep them coming.
they are clawing at the door again. every dang night. it’s been a whole year and I really thought they were gone this time. I’m just trying to enjoy my pasta.
They've been promised this house, and its contents. "This will all be yours", father spoke, "as long as you ask nicely." They've been persistent yet polite; they've been asking nicely. It only ended in hunger. Enjoy your meal - not long now 'til their stomach grows inpatient.
The church steps implore you. They are wide, and welcoming. Your arms are raised. They have been raised for hours now. They've been hurting for so long that you can no longer feel them. So little you can feel that you're one arm away from martyrdom. You've been hurting for so long, you can feel the arms of God.
Are we really? Hard to say.
We hit our little finger at the edge of the table. We scream at the table, and then scream in pain, and then in delight. We are! We thank the finger. We thank the table. We are!
Are you dead inside, or just dead without your outside?
Once outside, you are allowed to die. You exit the inside and, instead of an outside, there is another inside, leading to another outside waiting for its turn to become another inside. You are more alive than ever.
Why does your blog remind me of welcome to night vale? I love you guys so much! Thank you!
Where does inspiration come from? Some might say podcasts, while others might even suggest poorly lit backyards in which an elderly neighbour can be seen hovering on a legless chair at all times. In any case, I always wanted to be a "We", and therefore we should be thanking you!
Ladies, gentlemen. As presidential elections are approaching, it is important to remind everyone of this year's voting procedure:
stand on your porch
scream the name of your preferred candidate
voters who manage to hit a perfectly pitched E sharp can proceed to their nearest voting centre
(don't forget to throw sharp rocks at your neighbouring D sharpers)
good luck!
A stranger knocks on your door. You were expecting him. "Come in", he says, and you do. "We were expecting you", he says. "This is my own house!" you would have said, if you noticed. "Make yourself at home", he says, and you do.
You turn your head, but no one is chasing you. You sit by the road to catch your breath. You relax. Hours have passed, now days, but there is no sign of them. Your skin itches with desire to be prayed upon. Your nails claw their way into your skin, but it doesn't feel the same. It's unbearably lonely to not be pursued.
You enter your local butcher's shop. You've been going there for years, but today it is exceptionally cold, and every surface seems to have grown sharper. "Our main ingredient is love!" the sign reads. The butcher greets you lovingly. You swear you saw his pupils dilate.
on November 1st, stop in, get hired ! easy as that ! or is it ? where are you going ? the building the job site had listed isn’t there. you swear you had seen it before. where did it go ?
You cross the street again, maybe you missed it. You enter the address on google maps. You follow the arrow, only to come back full circle. You are the only person in sight. Where did everyone go? They are working. As they should be, as should you. Day-off is next year, you hear from the speakers. "But I haven't been hired yet!" you think. You dare not say it. "Honey, you've been with us for years..." the speakers reply. It is October 31st. You've been in the building all along.
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this week’s horoscopes
aries: the sun will not come up for days, but no one else will seem to notice. un-notice it too. it will only make you sadder.
taurus: would it not be fun if gravity didn’t apply to you? that is certainly not the case. please don’t try it from your rooftop. ....unless?
gemini: is a man with no acquaintances alive? we do not know, but we’re not sure we want to. please acknowledge us.
cancer: your subsription to Sanity has come to an end and you can obviously no longer comprehend this fact. why are we even telling you this? it’s not like you’d be able to renew it...
leo: παρακαλούμε μάθε αγγλικά. έχουμε κουραστεί να μεταφράζουμε.
virgo: we’ve noticed you’ve been getting a little bit bored. to make things more exciting, the names of public institutions are now jumbled up. it would be a pity if you were to need, let’s say, a “hospital”, wouldn’t it?
libra: we’re sorry about the trauma. you were your father’s thesis in psychotherapy and, apparently, he didn’t use any references.
scorpio: time is only an enemy if you’re easily disposable. uh oh!
sagittarius: in life, one should only move forward. from now on, no return tickets can ever be booked in your name.
capricorn: is it harder to forgive someone who actually hurt you, or someone who didn’t? do you forgive us for believing the latter?
aquarius: doors will stop working. yes, this is a philosophical statement. no, people won’t steal your stuff. we can’t believe you still don't understand, gregory.
pisces: d͏͈̫̜̩̹͈̱űm̙̝̣͡p͚̱ ͚͈͔͟h̡̼͉̻͈i̢̦̲͉m̨̟͕̹
your hair is much longer than this. why can you only see it in dreams?
It can't grow in volition and try to choke us in our dreams, can it?
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Store it at the back of your fridge. Wait for it to cool down into forgiveness. Is it done? Is it done yet? Forgive them. They are hungry.
Before you go, ask yourself what you'd like to see for one last time. If the answer isn't "nothing", you are not yet ready to go. Don't worry; we wouldn't let you anyway.
Nine things about being brought back from the dead
You will be cold
You will wake up screaming, you all do.
Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.
Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.
Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.
You will not remember how you died, do not ask.
Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.
Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.
Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.
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