[writhe]

all i do is forget every skill i have ever honed and hear the humming of every machine in the world 

[clungedestroyer3-deactivated202]

[thecollectibles]

Forest God part 1 by Oleg Vdovenko

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[thatsokthatsok]

Damn this shit fucking sucks

[thatsokthatsok]

Thanks for killing me

[thatsokthatsok]

You’re beautiful.

<3

[sinjia]

I've been waiting on this!!!!!!!!

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

Water sign bathroom: Wah I'm so sad I just got broken up with omg there there ill help u get through this

Fire sign bathroom:

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[thatsokthatsok]

fancy baby incorporated

[doctorstarlock]

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

[nonpsychotic]

yhat episode of spongebob where mr krabs was like on his deathbed and the doctor was like wait a second he cant afford this room and then the nurse kicked him down a hill

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Season 4 episode 62a. The lost mattress

[galagawiki]

Losing my mind at this security cam footage of a guy that looks like concept art for the Once in a Lifetime music video

[gaylor-moon]

Last I heard his landlord snitched him out!!!!! I’m dying that this is the most I’ve ever seen fucking Nebraska in the news

[gaylor-moon]

HERE’S THE ARTICLE from what people around me have been saying is this gate is literally infamous for not opening, being janky just a pos. Like imagine you had a shitty shitty night of work, just want to get home to your apartment then some mechanical gate won’t even let you through?? and 3200 for two pieces of wood? ohhhhkayyy

[gaylor-moon]

[wotsukai-archived]

Oh... so shawty is like a melody in your head. So I’m nothing to you.?