sam wilson's bitch

she/he

[your-void-senpai]

the nfl just announced that hudson williams and connor storrie will be fucking raw at the superbowl halftime show

[sleptthrulimbo]

impossibly beautiful woman and her stinky brother

[cinnamnt]

rat

[babehog]

ten fucking years its been in my head

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

god remember in the spring how on sundays you would watch succession and it would make you feel so so so so bad and then you’d log on to tumblr dot com and the succession tag would be like 90 variations in a row on “hey lads how are we all killing ourselves tonight?” best days of my life i’ve never been more alive

[dykeswag420]

nervous young inhumans shirt i made ^-^

(made with sharpie on plain white t-shirt)

[ramonavirus-deactivated20231109]

[couch-house]

[glassiskies]

it’s me I’m bitches

[cherylblossom]

Toodles, Riverdale (2017-2023)

“This is cuckoo bananas... But I'm also kinda feeling it.”

[riverdaleheritageposting]

Riverdale Heritage Post

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

Obsessed with the fact that Crowley is always careful to say “for Satan’s sake” or “where the Heaven” or “for Hell’s sake” rather than anything that might show deference to Heaven, BUT when Aziraphale starts to reject him at the end of episode 6, he’s so distraught that he slips up and says “oh God.”

And by “obsessed,” I mean I’m going to jump out a window

[catandnip]

roman roy alt-right pipeline streamer

[mynowherenothing]

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

[heedra]

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

[crossroadsbishounen]

[hattersarts]

some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

[wellwaterhysteria]

i love watching the bear it's like. oh there's genius and inspiration everywhere and you can find it in anything if you're weird and passionate enough and i've never thought about food that way and aren't these people tired it's sooooo over we're sooooooooo back the portal is Nawt getting closed they're eating family meal under the portal another portal has been found behind the ovens i've never wanted to eat a capsicum more in my entire life i'm so glad colours were invented group suicide starts at seven everyone family is going to drive you insane family is the only thing that matters also Food. you know?