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When a chemical engineering graduate who likes games, some series, and generally stupid-funny things goes to a place where people don't know him, this is what happens

[funnytwittertweets]

[thatssimple]

Alright, since Twitter is breaking apart, let's get back here to my roots

[newtkins]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pollen is essentially plant sperm, which makes Hay Fever an STD. Since no one is voluntarily taking in the pollen, we’re basically being raped by trees.

[memehumor]

Pew pew

[catsuggest]

REPORTED TO LAWYER

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[hopethedork]

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[feather-bomb]

i love these things bc all i can think is “someone’s bard is really angry”

[jimmyfungus]

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[kotaku]

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

[walkinchicken]

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

[purplebloodedmajesty]

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

[nbkatara]

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

[songofsunset]

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

[steppsful]

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

[safetytank]

Point #1 on this here article talks about Robert Landsburg, a photographer who realized he wouldn’t survive the eruption of Mt St. Helens (too close to outrun the ash cloud) and used his own body to shield & preserve the photos and recordings he’d been taking during the explosion

these surviving photographs are still CRAZY VALUABLE to this day for the rest of the volcanologist community, since actual recordings of an in-process eruption are so dang rare

on-site documentation of any major disaster is gonna be VITALLY IMPORTANT to the people who are tryna figure out how to prevent that shit

tl;dr have your phone out, make your death-by-kaiju worthwhile to the scientific community

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

somewhere… in an alternate timeline 

[veenysblog]

FINALLY I FOUND IT

[cryptiboy]

what do you mean alternate timeline bitch, that’s this timeline

[thatssimple]

It's been so long since I've heard this song

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Cartoons in different animation styles

[paridise]

are u a chunky or smooth peanut butter person….. are u a milk or dark chocolate person….. are u a pancake or waffle person…

[paulthebukkit]

Whoever made this puzzle must work at ACME.

[thathighclassbitch]

Are you fucking shitting me

[jockoppressor]

@hypnos-thana-moros