It's complete and utter mayhem

Hi! The name's Puck. Dutch, 17, I like guitars and music.

[falseredstart]

[battybeka]

“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

[slimetony]

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

[kleenexwoman]

this is a fine idea tbh. who wouldn’t want to live in a nice mall???

[saathi1013]

File under: things that are actually a thing (but look super awesome and should be more of a thing):

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

plans for the ruins of capitalist civilisation

[paprika]

[wholesoul]

[brucebocchi]

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

IM YELLING

[uppityfemale]

*goosebumps*

[obeyev1l]

You know what’s cool? Being kind and loving with all your heart

[weloveshortvideos]

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[bbkeel-deactivated20180601]

My eyes are burning bc I’ve been staring at this unblinking for like 5 minutes

[10000bc]

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

[meanplastic]

This was a rollercoaster

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[thefuzzydave]

Things I love about this:

In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.

Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.

He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.

[surprisekitty-deactivated202007]

We live in a world where in the future, the parent can show this video to their child and say, “This is the first joke you ever told.” How is that not amazing?

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[danisnotonfires]

[flowerprincejess]

Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer.

Helping adults on the computer (via 50shadesofhella)

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[messthatuwanted]

Ed Sheeran in 2035: Preorder my album x = [-b ± √(b² - 4ac)] ÷ 2a on iTunes