what if sky was painfully cishet

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hi welcome to hell

we have 5 people running this account, who are mod beetle, mod bat, mod leaf, mod gator, and mod crab

we have some basic rules which are just

- no straight up nsfw (jokes are fine)

- nothing super extreme

also remember that this is a satire blog and nothing on here should be taken seriously

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im so glad the cishets found our krill update and are appreciating it as much as we are <3

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gender has been assigned to the krill🥰 heres the boy vs girl krill now #diversity

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ah, sorry for mod gator's mistake

i also added googly eyes

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The king eats nothing but kelloggs corn flakes to keep the sin away!!!!

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Sneak peak of the new update ❤️❤️❤️ make sure to go to church every sunday and repent to the lord 😌

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We got rid of the rainbow trails on purpose it was never a glitch we lied

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gender has been assigned to the krill🥰 heres the boy vs girl krill now #diversity

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I read ur user name and went, this better be a joke. Yeah its a joke. *Tosses rock aside*

I hope you experience many marriages and divorces

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certain friendship emotes are gender locked and cant be performed by two people of the same gender otherwise its gay

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the geysers in sanctuary have been removed because the first part is gey which looks like gay and gay is BAD

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teth is no longer a #girlboss and isn’t a blacksmith because only MEN can do that job!

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whatever the hell some of yall's elder interpretations have going on

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Tsadis real name is caleb and he goes to churgle to pray hes straight and has never desired men in his life ever also, he smells like 13 in 1 deodorant.

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theres 2 different versions of the eye of eden and the other version is just a garden fir the skygirls because uh

fuckin idk man

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tsadi laptop muscles couch sky cotl sky children of the light wasteland elder buff strong couch krill

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the elders get together to watch sky football because thats what straight families do

theres actually an event for the superbowl where skykids play football and bet candles on which team wins or something