That's what ____ said.

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever its told."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Look lady, I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll.. chips, dips, chains, whips.. You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"I'd like to get an order of peanut butter, umm, uh, cigarettes, Camel Light, uhh, water... No. You know what, forget the water. Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread.. And, umm, do you have Playboy magazine?.. Okay, one of those, and uh, Penthouse? The magazine?.. You have that? Okay uh, one of those, and umm... Hustler?.."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Let me sing you a waltz, about this one night stand"

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"You're a daisy if ya do."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"This place has got everything. "

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand..."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"You show me a good piggy-backer and I'll show you a real human. Now you take Abraham Lincoln for instance."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Hallo. Vould you like to ave a roll in ze hay?"

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"Now, Tart-Face, take your Clark Bars and get out of my house!"

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"It's October 3rd."

[thatswhatblanksaid]

"You dont sleep naked, you think it makes a rapist's job easier."