That's What SHINee Said

Stupid shit SHINee would say. Feel free to submit! Please note that anything posted on here is NOT real unless otherwise noted. These jokes, movie lines/quotes, gifs are NOT mine. Est. Aug 21st, 2012 Reopened. Jun 25th, 2015

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Jonghyun: If you love someone set them free.

Jonghyun: If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.

Taemin:

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Taemin:Women should not have children after 35.

Key:

Minho:

Jonghyun:

Onew:

Taemin: Really ... 35 children is more than enough.

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Onew: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Jonghyun: Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Key: I look fat.

Key: Give me a compliment.

Minho: You have perfect eyesight.

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Minho: There's only one problem with your face.

Key: What?

Minho: I can see it.

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Minho: Strong people don't put others down.

Minho: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Jonghyun: You need to stop.

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Taemin: I think our neighbor is stalking me..

Key: Why?

Taemin: She's been googling my name on her computer.

Taemin: I saw it through my telescope last night.

Key:

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Jonghyun: I want to share everything with you.

Key: Let's start with your bank account.

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Taemin: I offer myself to you.

Minho: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Onew: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Key: Yes, but would you stay there?

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Onew: I’m invisible

Jonghyun: Really?

Onew: Can you see me?

Jonghyun: Yes…

Onew: How about tomorrow night?

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Taemin: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course you do, where do you get sugar from?

Taemin: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Key: I was born in Korea.

Onew: What part?

Key: All of me.

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Hey guise~

Hello, lovelies! How are you all? Long time no see, eh? I am alive and well in case y’all been wondering. Wow it’s been like what 2 years since my last post, heh ;;  I’d like to apologize for ditching this blog the way I did. I’ve had a lot to deal with and I still do, but I’m back now! And I want nothing more than to make all of you laugh! ^^   Please do bear with me as it might take me a bit to get back into swing of things. I’ve read all your supportive messages and all i want to do now is cry S O B S If you have any ideas, jokes, comments, requests, concerns please feel free to fill up my inbox! I’ve missed all of you!!  - Malkom ♥

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Fun Prank

Taemin: Fill your friend's car up with ping pong balls

Taemin: and the when he open the car door

Taemin: set his house on fire.

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Key: Some experts have predicted computers will eventually replace paper all together

Jonghyun: Well he's obviously never tried to wipe his ass with a laptop.

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Minho: When I see your face

Minho: There's not a thing that I would change.

Key: Aw..

Minho: Except the direction I'm walking in.