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I think that If merlin ever got the chance to freely explore his magical abilities, it wouldn’t take long before he started hurling random spells at people just to see what happens
Arthur would just have to follow him everywhere and trying to minimise the damage
bbc merlin you will ALWAYS be famous
all that remains
Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!
Final design is Olruggio as a barn owl! I’ll probably revisit this eventually to draw beldaruit, easthies, tartah, and custas, but I have to switch projects for a little bit! These will be available as stickers, keychains, prints, and tshirts on my shop!
Bruce pressed the palms of his hands against his eyes. He’s usually not one for such an open sign of distress, but he feels in this case it was warranted. And he was having such a peaceful morning, too.
“Did she just write ‘yeti doctor’?”
Bruce’s head snaps up at Steph’s voice, looking once again at the letter on the screen. “Dear Mister Wayne,” it reads, and that is where normalcy ends. “Thank you so much for taking in Danny, I was so worried when he had to escape our parents.” Which is already an extremely worrying sentence. Made even more worrisome with the fact that there is no Danny currently residing in his manor.
His family is in chaos. Tim has three screens in front of him, ranting about living firewalls to Barbara, while Dick leans over his shoulder.
Alfred has lifted a thick three-ring binder out of the care package that this Jasmine Nightingale has sent them, and is flipping through it. Apparently this binder contains all of the medical, psychological, and cultural information needed to make sure that Danny’s species can thrive. Because the missing teen that should be in his manor is not human, but some sort of human/ghost hybrid.
“Father, I think this warrants an emergency meeting with the Justice League.” His youngest says. “There is currently a government agency hunting Cujo and Daniel, citing laws that directly counter the Meta Human Protection Acts. This cannot stand.” Cujo, the green glowing, 10 foot ghostdog that delivered the package and letter this morning by density shifting into the dining room during breakfast. Damian was of course attached.
“Uh, Alfred?” Duke starts form where he and Jason have been emptying the care package, “there’s a huge first aid kit here, but most of it is glowing.” Jason, of course, is turning the high tech laser pistols over in his hands, getting a feel for the handling and grip.
Bruce let’s his eyes skim over the letter again, his eyes catching on words like “Ghost King”, “Infinite Realms”, and “vivisection”. “I know it takes Danny a while to open up,” the letter reads, “so I’m beyond grateful that he feels safe enough with you.” Except he doesn’t, because Danny is not here. Somewhere out on the streets of Gotham is a half dead teenager, hurt and alone. And Bruce didn’t know. Didn’t know any of it until his sister sent him a care package, because apparently this kid has lied to his sister that he’s safe, that he found somewhere to stay.
He doesn’t notice the sudden hush behind him until Jason breaks it. “Is that fucking Lazarus Water?!” Bruce lowers his head back into his hands.
“I will prepare a room for the young master.” Alfred sniffs as his footsteps go towards the elevator. “I’m finding this kid.” Jason answers, leaving towards the lockers “Wait, Little Wing! I’m coming with!” Well, at least Dick can hopefully keep Jason in line. He prays to Rao this doesn’t mean he has to deal with a half-ghost, immensely powerful teen that struggles with Pit Rage.
A small hand lands on Bruce’s shoulder. He looks up into the sparkling eyes of his daughter. “New brother”, she grins.
From @augundy's tags: #this is very himbo of danny#I approve#though I feel like he probably made up this lie on the spot while on the phone with Jazz and feeling incredibly stressed out and/or in pain#and/or extremely tired#and then he might've forgot about it after
From @geekyrie in the notes: "Bruce's first order of business is finding the teen he's supposed to take care of. The second order of business is most likely to ground him for giving him a heart attack, probably."
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All in all, Danny’s life is going pretty well. Sure, he’s homeless on the streets of Gotham, but he hasn’t seen a white van in a few weeks, he can phase into gyms to use the showers, and he just found a coupon for a free fro-yo! So, yeah, life is great!
Which is of course when weird things start happening to him. He should have known it wouldn’t last. He’s just enjoying his fro-yo – blueberry, hell yeah – when a car passes him, breaks with tires squealing, and drives onto the sidewalk, coming to a stop uncomfortably close. It’s a nice car though, very sleek. Danny wonders what kind of engine it has, and if someone would notice if he took a look under the hood.
He never gets that chance. Instead a tall man with broad shoulders steps out of the car. He looks mad, and he looks specifically at Danny. Whelp, better keep moving then! Danny focuses hard on the next bite, looking down, and starts power-walking out of there.
“Daniel Thomas Nightingale-Wayne!”
Wait, what? He looks back to the tall man in the suit, and yeah, he’s still looking at Danny. More people stopped at the commotion, aaaaaaand great, here come the phone cameras. Tall man is walking towards him and Danny really doesn’t want to cause a scene, right now. Also the man is familiar. Somewhere.
“Where have you been?” oh, the man is still talking to him, “We’ve been looking all over for you. You can’t just disappear for six days.”
Again, what? “I’m sorry?” He tries, “also, I think you ha-”
“I appreciate the apology, chum, but you’re still grounded.”
“Wha- Grounded?!”
The man, wait – Wayne? Bruce Wayne?! Why would billionaire and himbo Brucie Wayne think he’s one of his kids? Mister Wayne crouches down, not caring about the dirty sidewalk and places his hands on Danny’s shoulders. “Sweetheart,” he starts and Danny absolutely does not melt, nope, “your sisters have been worried sick. Jason is stress-baking, Tim hasn’t slept in three days, and Damian has been – well you know Damian doesn’t show it, but I know he’s been worried.”
Danny is so confused. And now confused and slightly guilty. He doesn’t even know these people! Does he?
“Now come on, get in the car. I think Alfred was making one of your favorites for dinner tonight, and you can call your sister when we get to the manor.” Wayne’s hand on his shoulder is gentle and warm as he guides him, nothing like Vlad’s bruising grip.
“You talked to Jazz?” He asks as he’s deposited into the passenger’s side.
“Oh yes,” Wayne says, with a weird twinkle in his eye, “she’s been waiting to talk to you.”
And oh, oh no, that does not sound good at all.
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Meanwhile the Gothamites are having a blast. Brucie Wayne full-naming someone only happens when his kids really messed up. Like, Richard swinging from the not-enforced chandelier in Mrs. Plotnik’s mega yacht messed up. Also this kid is obviously homeless. Does Bruce really get empty nest syndrome so bad that he’s now picking up random kids off the streets? The Waynes are so weird.
Damian: Father, doesn't Ace look a bit scruffy? Perhaps I should take him to-
Bruce: We took Ace to the groomers two days ago.
Damian, scowling: Then maybe-
Alfred: Titus and Alfred were also taken last week.
Damian: Richard-
Dick: I'm not letting you take Haley to the groomers so you can oggle the new guy. She went last week.
Duke: Why don't you just go up to him and have a normal conversation?
Tim: Because Daniel is so "pretty" Damian looses all ability to speak- Ack! Hey you almost hit me!
Damian: Tsk I missed.
Dick: Yet you didn't deny it.
Damian: *glares down at his hands*
Tim, sighing: Fine, I'll help you out this one time. You and I both have friends that happen to have a certain white kind of canine in common.
Damian: *perks up*
----2 Hours Later----
Damian: *walks into the grooming Salon with a tight grip on a wagging Krypto. he looks around the salon and watches Danny through the window where hes finishing up a groom*
Danny, covered in fluff as he talks to a Husky: Look how much better you look now! Such a handsome boy huh?
Husky, wagging: Awooo!
Coworker, smirking: Danny, your new regular is here.
Danny: *perks up and looks out the window before waving at Damian. After putting the Husky up, he walks out* Hey Damian, another referral?
Damina: Uuh yeah- Yes! This is Krypto, he is owned by my friend's cousin, but no groomers around them will accept Krypto.
Danny: Why not? He's seems like such a sweet dog! *crouched down and Krypto happily pounces on him, sending them to the floor* Bit stronger than most other Labrador, huh?
Damian: Ah, yes he's a Meta Animal so..
Danny: Say no more! We'll give it a shot! *easily pushes Krypto off of him and stands up* You gonna stick around to watch?
Damian, instantly: Yes! *clears throat* Please.
Danny, laughing as he takes Krypto's leash: With how enthusiastic you are, you should come here to apprentice as a groomer. I would be happy to show you the ropes myself. *pulls Krypto away from another dog effortlessly*
Damian, swallowing: yes please...
----3 hours later----
Bruce: So, how was Daniel~
Damian: He handled Krypto with ease, and offered to train me.
Bruce, looking up: You are a medical student?
Damian: I am aware, so instead, on weekends I shall double as a dog grooming assistant.
Bruce: ...You can't be serious?
Damian: Daniel Fenton is really pretty, and really, really strong.
Alfred, sighing: Every generation. *takes a drink of something that definitely isn't tea*
Tucker: That was a great Comic-Con. I got to meet so many voice actors.
Danny: I know! I underestimated big city cons. I went way over budget.
Sam: How much did you spend?
Danny: four hundred
Sam: FOUR HUNDRED!?
Danny: I'm including the hotel room.
Tucker: Oh thats not too bad.
Danny: Might be easy for you to say. Both of you guys have money to spare. My extracurricular activities make it impossible to keep a steady job. I need a sugar Daddy. Anybody on this escalator want to be my Sugar Daddy?
Jason turning around: Sure
Danny: *Gasp*
Jason: How much you need, gorgeous?
Danny:...I dont know. I was joking.
Jason: If you want, we can go back down the escalator to the con, and I can buy you whatever you want, then you join me for dinner in the nerd theme bar.
Danny dazed: Okay
Sam: What's happening?
Tucker: I think we're witnessing the beginning of a Rom-con.
Sam: While cosplaying Pride and Prejudice?
Jason: Your cosplay was why I noticed you, actually. I always wanted to romance Mr.Darcy.
Danny: And I always found Red Hood really attractive. Your costume is perfect.
Jason: Thank you, gorgeous.
Tim, slightly in front of Jason: And you said this would be a waste of time.
Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
do NOT google "omega heat"
prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time
My partner: "You should play KH"
Me: "yeah..."
Partner: "there's this ship---"
Me: "Alright I'm on it"
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haikyuu is cool because you go and read things like "talent is something you make bloom, instinct is something you polish" "because people don't have wings we look for others way to fly" "today you are the defeated. what will you become tomorrow?" "we are the protagonists of the world" "and if you get really really good, someone even better will come and find you". and you read about how like. kageyama was learning to love again after it was ripped away from him and hinata was learning that he could jump high enough to become the sun itself and oikawa and ushijima and atsumu and kuroo and everyone else were all learning and trying and living with the hopes of becoming something greater than they ever could have dreamed but that something greater wasn't about winning it all it was about how they were so intricately tied that they will forever be part of the same path no matter how many times it splits and it's THE reason they are able to keep moving forward no matter what they may face. and then you're just expected to continue your life afterwards like nothing HAPPENED.
Haikyuu, you'll always be famous to me
Solo Leveling is unrealistic because they act like it's only the government that could uncover the truth that Jinwoo has reawakened.
No bitch he's getting outed by the Hunter Fantasy Football subreddit when he breaks the whole league.
"As long as I have a good excuse for why I've survived all these back-to-back high ranking dungeons, I can surely keep Jinchul Woo convinced that these are flukes, and my E-rank reading remains true."
My good bitch you are living rent free in 1,200 redditors minds. They are seething and malding because the leaderboards have been flipped pineapple upsidedown cake with every top spot now taken by some yahoo who got stuck drafting The World's Weakest Hunter Jinwoo Sung.
You are 500 different threads on the internet. They will find you. There is gambling money at stake.
#government guy who’s in charge of watching the war thunder wiki: hey! it’s not ours this time! … hey wait a minute (x)
#every fic where Jinah has an active social media feed #and her followers keep seeing her brother in the background #and go “what the FUCK happened to make your brother that jacked” #also ayo what did his shadow just do there (x)
For those close to him, Jinwoo suddenly becoming unrecognizably tall, dark, handsome, and FLUSH with cash from a job he is famously the Worst In The Entire World at, should all seem very suspicious.
But I am dedicated to the vision that there is a completely logical and sensible explanation to all this if you simply assume Jinwoo started an OnlyFans.
His sister is audience to every part of his mysterious transformation, and she really should present the most danger, and be the most suspicious of him. But if she draws the same conclusion then Jinwoo is in the absolute clear because his sister WILL become the most dedicated person in the whole world to Never Talking To Jinwoo About It.
Jinwoo walks in with a soda one day like “oh Jinha btw I paid off your whole school tuition also here’s $14,000 of allowance if you want.”
And Jinha sighs a little like “Look, Jinwoo, I know your secret. And I promise to NEVER tell Mom as long you as promise to NEVER talk to me about it.”
And Jinwoo’s just standing there drinking his soda like Oh that was easy. Guess she’s afraid of leveling though.
The plot of Solo Leveling according to everyone else
Curating opposite responses in the notes
#im gonna have to adopt this hc bc i simply cannot get over why no one asks him why he looks like that (x)
#adopting this as canon because she truly adopts a none of my fucking business stance for the first few months (x)
#it's even worse when you realize that from their perspective #this all coincides pretty close to when he suddenly starts hanging out with Rich Kid Who's Super Into Him #(yes I am absolutely implying that at least some of these people assume Jinho is Jinwoo's sugar daddy) (x)
#jeju island arc would blow her mind #although. not telling mom implies shes awake already. meaning jinwoo would already be labeled publicly as the newest s rank #meaning The Sung Jinwoo having an onlyfans would be Everywhere (x)
#IMAGINE PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL INFLUENCE ARE LIKE #Theres no way! How did he do all this! #“Boss... there are rumors..” “of?” “.....” #And then desperate searching (x)
#he wouldn't even need to show more than an ELBOW #just TALKING #DAYUM (x)
#he got a loan for spine lengethening and started working out (x)
#I would simply assume he just came out of the closet and found a sugar daddy (x)
#how many lives are destroyed by the increasingly desperate search for Jinwoo OnlyFans (x)
#i love that his sister is constantly going #“I smell bullshit but do I really want to know?” (x)
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?
Everyone assumes that Jason and Damian are the feral and insane ones of Bruce's boys while Tim and Dick are the normal sane nice ones.
Bruce knows better.
Sure Jason and Damian will threaten to chop off fingers and heads and won't hesitate to see that threat through.
Sure Bruce would prefer less blood stains to be washed off their uniforms but at least it's not theirs. Plus they can act insane and walk in guns blazing, katana ready because they know they can handle it. They are better at it than anyone else.
Bruce doesn't have to worry much about their personal safety, they're not really harming themselves.
But Tim and Dick? They're insane.
There's absolutely batshit (ha) crazy. Have no sense of self preservation and they will walk in guns blazing, grenade ready with weapons they discovered 2 minutes ago.
Dick and Tim can't patrol together. It's forbidden for everyone's sake.
Dick once licked a drug from poison ivy's plants and Tim let him. And then did the same.
Tim wanted to study the effects of Gotham bay water and Dick volunteered. They both ended up hospitalized.
They decided to break into area 51 and were severely disappointed so they left a bunch of fake signals on their radar and a cardboard alien cut out.
They've made villains cry using bad puns and access to their search history.
Dick and Tim were called on a mission and grouped together by the other heroes since Batman wasn't around to stop them.
The mission was a success. Dick learned how to differentiate between hallucinations and real people in a fight, and exactly why alien narcotics are not for the weak, Tim learned all of the heroes secrets, and a new way to break a bone.
These two are menaces. They have nothing protecting them, and despite Bruce's many tries, nothing stopping them.
im never doing another redraw with circles on them ever
