Mad Rambles

she/her This be my alt for my posts for my reblogs go to ThatTransOtter. pfp was made using this picrew https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1904634

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Updated tagging system

rambles = goes on everything

slop (affectionate) = good post

slop = mid post

slop (derogatory) = you can forget I made this one

Went ahead and added all the slop tags to everything I have on this blog

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Slay the Princess is so hard, like I kill her the first time, but then she becomes a lesbian goddess, and I'm not about to deny a lesbian goddess

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I built a thing (didn't realize how big it was till I saw it in relation to my other builds lol)

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"Guess what, chicken butt" hmmph I'm impressed, however (I take off my shirt revealing chickens where I should have boobs) I've got chicken breasts.

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Just rescued 3 posts from my drafts, you're all welcome because everyone loves my posts

#myposts

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Just gave a victorian child Covid, and now they're dead.

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You really all lied to me, because what do you mean this whole time it was called "frapachino", I genuinely thought Starbucks had called their drink a "fapachino"

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Mfw I decide to go on an expedition with my noble king Odyssesus, and next thing I know people are being crushed by a cyclops.

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Blech loafing pest my beloved, truly the greatest commander to ever command

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Hot mice? In my area? Wooh golly, I better get my jar of cookies!

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Clocking in for my 12 hour shift at the posting factory when my note count gets sucked into the machinery and I can't tell my manager because they turned reblogs off

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Someone once told me that the brain is awesome because it can conjure an image of a cow dancing, but when I tried I only ended up with the abstracted concept of the cow from barnyard twerking, and the worst part is I couldn't even see it, I just had to live with the idea of it and was forced to accept I would forever be unable to see it in my head

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Fired from the joy and whimsy factory because my manager caught me doing lines of Tumblr posts in the bathroom

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Bow before my might

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Collecting all my mysterious cat asks so I can monopolize them after everyone else foolishly uses theres #growth-mindset

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Vile creature called "responsibilities" is stalking me and trying to prevent me from writing parody music

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Going to the burger store and straight up animorphing into a narwhal but getting stuck halfway through and becoming an abomination of a human narwhal hybrid, and then I don't even get my burger