She wore a smile like a loaded gun.

Orphan Black, Agent Carter, Parks and Recreation, AHS I'm very in love with Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers. Sarah Paulson owns my ass.

[utopians]

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[traveling-madness]

based firemen

[the-real-seebs]

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

[helenvaughans]

[mewvore]

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[transmortifried]

"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

[lighteffexor]

[stellarboystyles]

question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life

[giallo4ver]

Yes.

[soul-hammered]

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[pettydavis]

this headline should be “police kill innocent child in reckless firebombing”

[glass-clowns]

The innocent boy’s name is Brett Rosenau. He was 15 years old, not 14 like some news outlets have reported. Here is a link to donate to his funeral expenses. His father, whom Brett is named after, was shot by police on December 31st, 2006. He was 24 years old and his son was months away from being born.

His mother Amanda Lopez has lost both her partner and son at the hands of police.

[thatwasabitpremature]

Does anyone have a meangirls bootleg??? Preferably OBC but happy with any. Been wanting to rewatch it and lost my video

[twitblr]

They should just box and cut out the middle men.

[dailylilnasx]

Lil Nas at the strip club: a saga.

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[thatwasabitpremature]

I got on tumblr when I was 12. I'm 27.

You don't know the things I've seen.

You don't know what I've been through.

[catchymemes]