an australian idiot

michael. dad. husband. 5sos guy. the greatest pokemon master in the world. immature, but inoffensive (sometimes). [ROLEPLAY BLOG]

[notreallycami-blog]

Worst thing you can do is webMD symptoms on the littlest things like a cough and shallow breathing.

I’m dying 😩

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RIP. It was nice knowing you.

[rachelgller]

#a secret genius

[lizzie-mcguire]

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OBSESSED WITH PARKS & RECS.

I want to be Chris Pratt when I’m older.

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Does this make Laura your Anna Faris? DON’T BREAK UP THOUGH, I’LL ACTUALLY KILL YOU BOTH.

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

NO IF ANYTHING WE’RE LIKE ANDY AND APRIL... except she’s not as scary as April but I’m definitely an Andy.

[blackbird-em]

Battle of the Sexes had its world premiere today in Colorado and I’m so glad I got to be here with Billie Jean King herself. Feeling excited and nervous to see the reactions to the film, but I’m proud of it nonetheless so take that, world.

Back to LA for a few days and then off to Toronto for TIFF. I can’t wait to get home and smother Ren with my love though.

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who said you could come to LA BECAUSE I DIDNT 

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OBSESSED WITH PARKS & RECS.

I want to be Chris Pratt when I’m older.

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I’M ALWAYS EMO DON’T EVER QUESTION MY EMO WAYS 

[thatbassistinthatband-tftm-blog]

IM GONNA QUESTION IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NO LONGER EMO.

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FUCK YOU MAN IM THE MOST EMO THERE IS 

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I’M ALWAYS EMO DON’T EVER QUESTION MY EMO WAYS 

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vibrantlychloe:

I support an Ashton solo career.

My name is MICHAEL. I know you’re getting old now but keep up.

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gryffinlaur:

You’re going to miss the guys really quickly! I already know it.

Nope. They suck. I don’t need them anymore.

[thataustralianloser]

Why is my tag full of anyone but me?

I’M OFFENDED.

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bc nobody likes u

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thatbassistinthatband:

We were gonna kick you out anyway ok.

BITCH WHAT. MY NAME AIN’T LUKE.

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Then you’re not a savage. Or a pilot.

… Get it? You can blame your wife for that. WE TALKED AND HUNG OUT A LOT WHEN YOU GUYS WERE GONE.

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You guys are so lame wow what did Luke and I marry

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I’m going solo. Pls support my new life changing decision. I got tired of the band, they were only dragging me down.

Catch me on my solo tour playing She Looks So Perfect and Don’t Stop 17 times.

[blackbird-em]

WOW. OKAY. OKAY I SEE HOW IT IS, MICHAEL. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

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YOU BETTER LAWYER THE FUCK UP

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Twenty one is a better number tho.

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THATS TOO MUCH KELLI OK I CANT DO TWENTY ONE SONGS ON MY OWN

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I’m going solo. Pls support my new life changing decision. I got tired of the band, they were only dragging me down.

Catch me on my solo tour playing She Looks So Perfect and Don’t Stop 17 times.

[blackbird-em]

I STILL WANT A CUT BECAUSE ITS MY IDEA, JUST SAYING.

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NO ONLY MY AGENT GETS A CUT AND NOT SUCKY PEOPLE

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I’m going solo. Pls support my new life changing decision. I got tired of the band, they were only dragging me down.

Catch me on my solo tour playing She Looks So Perfect and Don’t Stop 17 times.

[kazza-gillz]

Okay, Zayn.

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

You'd still come because you love me.