Fan. Fucking. Tastic.

Because we all need something a little fanfuckingtastic every now and then.

[antoniosvivaldi]

Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: Hermione’s PoV

Text credit: (x)

[hohenheims]

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

[0urladyoftheunderground]

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

[fohg]

wholy fuck a lion :O

[urbanoutcasters]

that’s not just any lion you twats THAT’S FUCKIN MUFASA

[scruffyturtles]

UNORTHODOX FLYERS THAT I’VE USED THROUGHOUT THE AGES.

[blazepress]

[bxnoodle]

PEOPLE DIED 

[menthol-drops]

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

[checkzeattic-deactivated2015112]

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

[bootytron]

You might even say they’re… ICE COLD.

[butterflyroaches-deactivated201]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

[heckacentipede]

This post is a train wreck

[zeldaxsnowcrow]

are you sure its not a

ship wreck

[thelanguager-deactivated2016011]

I will kill all of you

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

the titanic already took care of that

[koolkiddan-deactivated20160314]

iT GOT BETTER

[sassy-cassy27]

I laughed

[fuckyeahragetoons]

[frxppy]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

[starlight-and-promises]

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

[ethanwearsprada-deactivated2015]

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

[the-original-dtwps]

yes

[ashsmain-deactivated20220609]

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[6thseason-deactivated20150606]

[dear-monday]

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and...

[thatwhichlurkswithin]

Why does this remind me of my cat by the same name?

[best-of-imgur]

[kingofjorts]

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

[mysmoothface-deactivated2022012]

what the fuck american classrooms aren’t required to have fire extinguishers?

like yeah gun crime but also… fires????

[johnlockinthetardiswiththeimpala]

[why-am-i-narrating]

Most accurate post in existence.

[shittyfuntime-deactivated201812]

Goodnight everybody!!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[woesleeper-deactivated20150717]

What did I just read?

[meowsatan-deactivated20180320]

I’m choking

[piercingsandink]

Omg fucking hell There are tears in my eyes I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😭

[skygenders]

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

[bookgasms]

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

[hilgar]

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

[costumecanuck]

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

[magnezone-deactivated20170108]

i paid $150 for this textbook 

[brootalnoodles]

what

[fahraemizta-blog]

screams

[jayrockin]

hot

[peggygravel]

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

[odioquestavitacositanto]

octopus 

[thatblondeperson]

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

[elodieunderglass]

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

[nattdormer]

[thatwhichlurkswithin]

#wait stop #this is actually hilarious 

[huffylemon]

Harry Potter text posts

[tokyodoll13]

Emperor's New College

English Majors:

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Government Majors:

[dj3y3-deactivated20181206]

I fell apart at Government Majors

[kirstenmcduffie]

i will never get over this

[neogohann]

[therothwoman]

#ive been waiting 16 years for this moment

they did it

they actually did the thing

they took the saddest goddamn thing in all of Pokemon history

and they animated it

and I’m having trouble describing the feeling of validation and closure I’m having right now

but

thank you