I think it’s funny that “forgive me father, for I have sinned” and “sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty” don’t mean the same thing at all
But somehow both lead to sex

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I think it’s funny that “forgive me father, for I have sinned” and “sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty” don’t mean the same thing at all
But somehow both lead to sex
He didn’t say anything when he saw the cloaked figure lingering outside, even though he knew he probably should. It wasn’t like anyone would actually listen or believe what he had to say, and to be perfectly honest, he didn’t really care what ended up happening either way.
No one in his “family” seemed to sense or see the figure, though to him they were clear as day.
The cloaked figure loomed high above his young form, a scythe cast casually over one shoulder, despite the fact that it was even taller than the figure themselves. Despite standing on the outskirts of the property for so long, they never seemed to tire, their focus unflinching as they watched he and his so called family go about their day.
It didn’t take a genius to figure out what they were, and yet… somehow the knowledge didn’t frighten him.
The sky was just starting to darken when his aunt and uncle abruptly decided to go out for dinner, thanks to an issue with the electricity, which was instantly blamed on him. Much to both his, and their distaste, they chose to bring him along, not wanting to leave him in the house so late at night, on the off chance that he did anything freakish.
It was only as he was shoved roughly into the back seat with a muttered insult, that he realised the figure had finally moved.
Not having any chance to think on it further, he settled back into his seat, doing his best to stay as far out of his cousins reach as possible, as his uncle angrily sped out of the driveway, muttering insults and complaints the whole way. Hunger always made his uncle and cousin more angry than usual, and that fact showed clearly in how aggressively he drove.
An action he would never get the chance to regret.
They were barely ten minutes down the road, when something went horribly wrong. In a series of events too fast and jarring for him to really process, the car hit something with a loud crunch, his families screams echoing around him as the car was tossed violently around, until finally coming to a harsh and sudden stop, in what felt like an eternity later.
Head dazed and small body aching from the rough treatment, he hesitantly looked around, unable to shift too much thanks to how badly the car had been damaged. The car was absolutely mangled, and he didn’t have to see his aunt or his cousin to know that they were well and truly dead.
Much to his shock however, he was almost completely unharmed.
As he looked around dazedly in the darkness, he realised that there was an almost perfect bubble of space around him, as though some invisible force field had wrapped around him and stopped any of the mangled mental and glass from touching him.
It was only the pained groan of his uncle in the seat in front of him, that finally dragged his mind out of its state of shock. Nervously, he listened as his uncle moved, heart pounding as he waited for the anger that was sure to come. There was no doubt in his mind that his uncle would find a way to blame him for this, and this time he didn’t think he would survive what ever punishment awaited him.
Before he could spiral into his panic completely, a familiar figure stepped back into view, their boots crunching in the broken glass as they stepped on top of the mangled hood of the car. This time, his uncle seemed to see the figure too, as he instantly started begging for help, only to fall silent in fear as the figure raised their massive scythe.
With a flash of movement that was almost too fast for the eye to see, the figure brought the scythe down in a harsh movement, cutting off his uncles frightened shout, before it could ever fully leave his throat.
He expected the figure to turn on him next, but instead they swiftly repeated the process on his dead aunt and cousin, before carefully making their way back around the car, to his side.
After seemingly making the scythe vanish into thin air, the figure ripped his car door off with an almost comical ease, tossing it aside carelessly. Instead of the violence he had been expecting, the figure slowly freed him from the wreckage with the utmost tenderness, carefully lifting his young form into their arms once he was free.
Shaken and confused, he looked up into the strangers face, finding a pair of toxic green eyes, much like his own, staring right back at him. A gentle smile pulled at the strangers face, and despite his strange appearance and the actions he had just witnessed, he couldn’t find it in himself to be afraid.
Something about this white haired stranger felt comforting and familiar, the air of death around him feeling more soothing than frightening.
Shifting their hold, the stranger wrapped his large cloak around him, tucking him safely against his chest, protected from the nights cold. He honestly couldn’t remember the last time he had been held so gently, part of him wondering if he ever had, and without realising it, he found himself starting to drift off, the strangers soft spoken words being the last thing he heard before he fell into a peaceful slumber.
“I’ve been looking for you for quite some time little one… you’re safe now, I won’t let any of them steal you away ever again.”
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I was playing with a design of a more mature version of Grell, maybe at some point in his future career as shinigami? And I came up with this. Short hair and a handsome black/grey suit, the glasses chain is gone. He looks a lot more like his rookie-reaper counterpart though lol
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Ask by @grim-monarch: Headcanons for Undertaker confessing his love to an immortal s/o?~~🖤Thank you for the love you also sent in with your request!! I hope you enjoy! I’m sorry it took me so long💕🖤
The Undertaker found himself to be a rather simple man with simple emotions; he was an eternal being and, as such, had been granted years upon years to get to know himself and his ever-developing emotions; but, the moment you are thrown into the mix, he wasn’t so sure anymore.
He isn’t afraid to confront his emotions and work through them like the rational adult he is, so he is able to come to grips with the new feelings stirring around within his ageless body rather quickly. Confronting you with those feelings, however, takes a hot minute.
And by a hot minute, I mean 357 years, 9 months, and 12 days. You were both immortal beings, right? There was no rush(which is one of the many excuses he told himself over the years).
During that time, though, he had been planning, thinking, preparing for the fateful day in which your relationship would be forever changed; whether it would be changed for the better or not would be up to you and… Oh, boy, that’s another 100 years of nervous tip-toeing around the issue.
After centuries of hiding his feelings from you and, in turn letting them grow stronger and stronger to the point where they crushed his very existence, he put his foot down and told himself that enough was enough. Heh, easier said than done.
And there’s another century of hesitation
In the end, you beat him to the punch.
It was a rather normal day, soft rain fell outside and Undertaker was wrapping up the work on another “beautiful” patient when you grabbed him by the shoulders and told him what was what:
”Listen, Adrian! I’m done hiding my feelings for you, I’m done pretending like everything is the same as when we met because it isn’t. Centuries, Adrian, I’ve been in love with you for centuries!! And I’m not hiding it anymore.”
Oh, no. That silence was not a good sign.
”Adrian?? Oh, gosh… I’ve ruined everything, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, I—“
And, oh, WOW; he was kissing you. THE Adrian Crevan, THE Undertaker, was holding you so gently and, oh sweet mother of Mary, his lips were so soft.
His voice, though, was even softer, “I love you… I have loved you for longer than I care to admit, my dearest. I let fear control me and, for that, you spent years of your life fretting. I will never be able to make up for that, but I have an eternity to certainly try, if you will have me?”
”Oh, Adrian… Of course I will.”
Heh, I guess that old saying really so true: Good things come to those who wait
Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
I think my soul just left me
wanna know what’s ironic? I stayed up late to write a speech on the negative effects of sleep deprivation
7 things I've learned since having strict parents
so I’ve like realized that I have semi-strict parents in the past. but i guess i never really understood how strict they really were. and going through the tag is reallyyyyy hitting close to home. like I’ve always figured “well other parents do it too” so I like normalized it.
1. I can lie through my teeth and keep it up for a long time. I lie even when I have no need too. I’ve even caught myself lying to friends or peers just because I’m use to it.
2. I have such a need to please everyone because I always felt the need to please my parents. If I disappoint someone it will crush me forever. I will forever think of how I didn’t satisfy that person.
3. I have trouble handling myself. I mean when I’m on my own and making decisions without my parents I don’t know what to do sometimes. Because I’ve had most of them made for me
4. When I get the slightest bit of freedom, I run with it. I will take that little inch and destroy myself. I get so overwhelmed with it that I just crack.
5. I’m afraid of the real world. I’m 16 and I don’t have any work experience. I don’t know how to fill out an application, I’m terrified that I’ll mess it up. I’m afraid I’ll get the job and be terrible and then I’ll get fired… I’m scared for life
6. I respect anyone that is older than me. I don’t care if you are 1 day older than me or 25 years older than me. I will treat you with respect and kindness for the sole reason that you are older than me, even if you don’t necessarily deserve it.
7. I know when to delete text messages and Snapchats because they check my phone. Whenever my mom checks it even though 99% of the time there’s nothing on there. I’m afraid I’ll never get it back or that she’ll find something and make it a bigger deal that it really is.
SAME
Strange: I can’t find a good book to read…
Tony: you could read my-
Strange: DONT
Tony: but I was gonna say you could read my-
Strange: what did I just say Tony
Tony: ….. you could read my heart.
Strange:
Cloak:
Tony:
Strange: well fuck now I feel like a total asshole
Cloak: *slaps Strange’s face*
Strange: ow! Why!?
Tony: you did deserve it
Peter: *walks in* HA I TOTALLY CAUGHT YOU ON CAMERA DAD STRANGE. *Posts it on Instagram*
Strange: *makes a portal and throws Peter’s phone in it*
Peter: HEY!!!!
Strange: you deserved it kid
Tony and cloak in unison: *facepalms*
God bless the men outside at the pool waking me up from my nap. And legitimately because grown as men screaming:
“ITS ME PICKLEMAN.”
splash
“KAIOKEN!”
Canonball
“YOUCANNOT DEAFEAT THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS!!!”
Even bigger canonball
“yESICAN-KAIIIIIOKEN!”
And then hearing violent splashing and gorilla like roaring is the best thing ever.
The Truth Behind Movie Day
Everyone loves movie days in school. The days when the teacher lets you sit in the dark with something playing that requires absolutely no mental power. Especially on Mondays or Fridays.
Well, now that I’m a teacher, I have learned what it actually means to have a movie day: it means that the teacher is so fucking hungover that they can’t even function (or they’re still trying to get over whatever weekend debauchery went down).
Obviously this isn’t true for every teacher on every movie day, but it sure as hell is true for 95% of all the movie days that I’ve had.
Most of my kids have caught on by now (when I come in with a baggy hoodie and sunglasses on, I don’t even have to say out loud whats going on).
Hate all you want, but it happens. Teacher get fucked up, too.
And with that in mind, I’m going to keep showing movies all day.
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What an interesting idea! Making a note of this in my grimoire. Thank you🖤
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Basic info
Name: Ashtria
Age: 14
Birthday: February 10th
Zodiac: Aquarius
Current intrest magical:
working with my energy alone to do things
mediation
moving meditations
astrology
nature
herbs
crystals
Non Magickal:
Biking
yoga
running
witchy ways to celebrate your birthday 🌙🔮
Because I’m making a list for myself, and wanted to share my thoughts!
• give yourself a tarot reading for the year ahead! • dress a candle and charge it for self blessings. light it up! bonus points for using a birthday cake candle! • write your birthday wishes on a small slip of paper or a bay leaf. put it in a pot and plant seeds over it- as the plant grows, your wish begins to manifest! • create a self love, blessings, and overall good vibe sachet or jar for yourself.
Other people, feel free to chime in! 💖✨
Witchy tip: While cleansing your home of negative spirits and energies, chant the following words to increase your banishing powers:
B E G O N E
T H O T
Heavy eyes, And sleepy state; With this drink, keep me awake.
By AV. A rhyme I made up to empower my coffee. (via writtensecretsonparchment)