Dog in The Matrix

There is a dog and he lives in the matrix. He also talks. But chooses to blog.

[thatworldthough]

I located a planet where dogs actually walk humans and pick up their poop. Interesting planet because everything that happens there is similar to Earth 5X Golarian. It's funny how people from there think that it's just Earth.

#matrix #funnydog #funny #satire #thatworldthough #weirdblog #weird

[thatworldthough]

There is no poop in the matrix.

#funny #funnydog #thatworldthough #matrix

[depression-and-movies]

“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word “Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline.“

[i-eat-men-like-air]

The continuity in this show is seriously insane. 

[thatworldthough]

Anomaly

The calm before the storm The whisper before a gossip The life before the mourn The idea before the topic The ground before the bloom The rise before the tide The dawn before the moon The prep before the ride The win before you almost lose The rush before the traffic The sparks before the fuse The explosion before the panic The surrender before love The love…before you surrender

Baby you are an anomaly A midnight special with beautiful trees A garden full of hope With seeds made of fantasies One person who can change the world The world that can’t dare change the man Who commits to you Baby Thats an anomaly And I am your biggest fan You are an anomaly

Just remember who saw you first Before your love bursts Into the caress before the touch The sour before the sweet The slow before the rush Eternally mine The escape before I say, follow me Into a burning sensation we call My anomaly

[thatworldthough]

Unregrettable

You want the world, let me get the stars You want the imagery, let me get you art No matter what We deserve a fresh start Because everything matters And nothing really does We, together, are unbeatable Unforgettable, uncontrollable Unregrettable, unmentionable Like wild animals who have heart You want the passion, let me get the guitar You want the light, I can fight off the dark No matter what Nothing is going to be hard Because everything matters And nothing really does We, together, are unbeatable Unforgettable, uncontrollable Unregrettable, unmentionable Like a car going hundreds of miles per hour Without a single crash Have someone tell me different And i'll make sure they understand

[thatworldthough]

Love is hard. If you give too little and keep your space, you seem uninterested and unsympathetic. If you give too much, you sound desperate. I would love to be in the middle, with you.

W. Rose

[thatworldthough]

Leave me. But don't hurt me. Love me. But don't miss me. Cry for me. But laugh with me. Be with me. But don't take it for granted. Take me for who I am. But don't hate me for the love I have.

W. Rose

[thatworldthough]

‘In the middle of this mess we call our lives, I picked up a broom and I found you’ - W. Rose

[thatworldthough]

'You never know until they're gone right? Well you never know until they're there'

[thatworldthough]

I love old wrestling. The names were the best. Think about it. Doink? Mr. Perfect? Now all they got are real names for wrestlers like John Cena. -_-

[thatworldthough]

Turtle Act

Sitting in my chair thinking; man I feel I’m in danger so I sit back just comfortably enough to pose a thought if we just hurdle like turtles would we feel like strangers tune up the loud thought inside us and give us a brief pause just so we can decide if this is the right choice then cuddle like turtles inside our shell cancel out all the damn noise but what do we have against the terrifying thing we call life ah I understand it’s because people all have their own opinions and thoughts with little regard of the cost when we talk to one another the path is still very slow to reach one another I think this is why we call ourselves turtles our shell; it’s an experience we call our rubble

[thatworldthough]

Disaster you knew

Oh the palm trees oh the palm trees they have it damn good, they are gentle in the breeze oh the nice hot sand oh the nice hot sand they have it damn good, never needed in demand what have we finalized we let ourselves get broken we let ourselves get torn what have we realized we let ourselves get sunken we let ourselves get scorned

you, this is because of how we point our fingers we run can be something in turn we can change and learn we just need time time we just need more time more time

oh the beautiful kids oh the beautiful kids they have it damn good, not knowing what this is oh our wonderful soul oh our mysterious soul it has it damn good, just watching us from the inside knowing everything we know and doing nothing except thinking about time I think we just need more time 

[thatworldthough]

Perfect

You are the reason I call today a day you are the same distance from my heart the same motion we shake when we are that apart the same feeling we have when we kiss that message we carry through us that love we endure I call that a bliss

[thatworldthough]

True love is a real tragedy, also ‘age’ is in the word tragedy. Let that settle in for a minute.

[thatworldthough]

This generation of kids live in a world full of let’s give up rather than let’s fight for this love.

[discofroggy]

[faajinas]

That dog looks pissed

[thatworldthough]

Lmao

[thatworldthough]

I often think that I should definitely give ice cream a try. What's the harm in getting fat from one scoop really?