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why do we have to FIGHT the monster???? WHY can’t we…,,, kiss the monster….. gently hold the monster……… tell the monster how we really feel

#[[ Musings ]]

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Send a rumour that your muse has heard about mine.

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How Loki got that sweet couch seat? He asked nicely

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@thcgrandmastcr

#[[ Accurate ]]

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very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

"Welcome back Grandmaster."

“Why ah.. Why thank you, my dear!”

#lunarprincessyue #[[ Reply ]]

cageyperry

In this house, we love Jeff Goldblum

#[ Where is the lie though? ]

aliswong

I just like people. They always seem to be nice.

thcgrandmastcr

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“Wow! Look at all of you. What a show, WHAT-A-NIGHT!”

#[[ Online ]]#[[ I survived the purge so here I am ]]#[[ Also playing the Jurassic Park game got me in the mood ]]#[[ Having Jeff Goldblum being sassy all the time will do that ]]

[[ Ok, so out of curiosity, I decided to see if any of my past posts had been flagged.

All the actually NSFW ones are safe!

The only one to be flagged was apparently GM telling @lunarprincessyue that practicing kissing wasn’t a bad idea.

Damn. Kissing gurls is too vulgar for this site! ]]

#[[ Out of Possessions ]]#[[ I couldn't help but chuckle at this ]]#[[ All his kink mentions ]]#[[ And the LEWD things done with loki? ]]#[[ Nah bruh that's fine ]]#[[ BUT KISSING GURLS??? HELL NAH GET FLAGGED BITCH ]]

Our favorite divinity is back!

Grandmaster approves of this message.

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❛❛ Is all this necessary? ❜❜

“Hrmmm?”

Grandmaster looked up from his drink, glancing towards the other man. The party behind them still bustling away; as always really. Grandmaster didn’t seem content in life unless he was surrounded by a large group of merry party-goers. So… happened pretty much every night. “Not uh… uh in the party mood tonight?” An eyebrow was raised, easily displaying Grandmaster’s confusion.

Not in the mood for festives? Impossible…

#silvertonguedeity #[[ Reply ]]

thcgrandmastcr

“But here on Sakaar, you are significant.

You are valuable.

Here, you are loved.“

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#[[ I forgot I had a terrible promo mhmm ]]

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#glxrixuspurpxse #[[ Reply ]]#[[ SIMON SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE ]]

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“Wow! Look at all of you. What a show, WHAT-A-NIGHT!”

#[[ Space Daddy' is back bby ]]#[[ I may be a tad slow cause I am doodling ]]

[[ Excuse me while I give this blog MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ]]

#[[ Out of Possessions ]]#[[ Oh hey there ]]#[[ Long time no post ]]#[[ Old man needs resuscitating give me a mo ]]

[[ I swear I am still about! GM has been on my butt about neglecting his blog, so expect more activity later today! Mun needs to get some beauty sleep first... ]]

#[[ Out of Possessions ]]#[[ Geez I'm sorry everyone >.> ]]#[[ My OC has been eating up all my time ]]#[[ GM giving me the evil eye now though ]]#[[ So I best work on his blog today ]]

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