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I go by Rock or Titan or Basil online. If you find this. congrats. I'm 26. Pronouns are a myth here. This is just a mess of a personal blog. 》 Icon by Sugarvamgar, colored by me.

[thcwhitcrabbit]

[stitched-up-alucard]

[chorttttttt]

My first drawing of them and it’s a joke

[genersones]

has dis been done b4

its ok he didnt overreact

[clowneyez]

There is no straight explanation for this interaction

Doomed Minecraft yaoi save me save me doomed Minecraft yaoi

As always, figuring out designs I like is always difficult unless you're Avery I GUESS

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[earhartsease]

the night mares will continue

[briannacherrygarcia]

Universal, please give us the wacky adventures of Ygor and Victoria

Original base from wolfythewitch

[americachvez]

The Monsters of Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[scoopsoup64]

UHHH Wilson, I think running would be the better option-

[thermodynamiclawyer]

and no one is better at wasting time than me

[cutestknife]

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TW: FLASH WARNING Speedpaint itself! :)

Showed here Cathal's inside worries

"I'm just going to be completely honest with you."

"I find the whole 'Toons vs. Cogs' thing to be kind of pointless."

"You show up here, you wreck my dad, and he just gets repaired and keeps going."

[steppingstar]

this is genuinely the funniest part of the “minecraft but the protagonist is a speedrunner” video

[swokeeon]

i don't know what my life has become

assimilation maybe you can stop trying to assimilate andre everytime you kiss

[psyduckz]

me and bestie (guy haunting my minecraft world)