The Life and Times of brothad

Masculinity in the 21st century. A collection of all things brain and brawn.

[biowareproblems]

Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when I’m carrying too much:

[the--brothad]

Coworker: I hate coffee. I’d rather have an energy drink.

[zooeyglassbuddy-blog]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

[taylor-ruth]

every episode of kitchen nightmares

Ramsey: and the ice, is that made in house? Waiter: no.. frozen Ramsey: fuck me

[whisqrs]

*lightning strikes in front of me in public* 

a girl: that was so scary!! 

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

[awfulmidis]

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Toto’s Africa but with the Donkey Kong Country Soundfont.mid

[the--brothad]

I listened to this more than once.

[glengi-deactivated20211220]

cool advice from dark souls

[artydorksout]

[abakes7]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

druid taking a walk

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[alyssazaczek-deactivated2023091]

It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

bartender, i would like one sippy of beer. thank you.

[slimetony]

Old timey wizard in a tower but instead of doing spells and alchemy he crams new and exciting flavors that have no business being on a chip into pringles

[the--brothad]

Bran Muffin Pringles

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

at the local wendy's

me: hi can i just get a cheeseburger

geddy lee behind the counter: what you want is not what you need. the the wizard’s curse will make you bleed

me: okay uh, i’ll get a salad then

geddy lee: those leaves of green you shall not kiss, they are coated in the wizard’s piss

me: please geddy i’m so hungry

[the--brothad]

Google Chrome, my pathetic lackey, cringing in the doorway: are you sure you want to restore 27 tabs?

Me, leaping up from my gem-encrusted throne: you DARE to question me?!

[mcgama]

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[n64s]

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

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