Kunikida Doppo

Hello !!

Hello.

I hope you are doing well.

If you have a question or something you wish to discuss, feel free to ask.

And thank you for starting with an actual greeting. It is considerably more civilized than some of the messages I have received lately...

I made you in Gacha Life 2. Would you like to see ?

Sure, go ahead.

Yippie !!

I'll show you Dazai too.

I see.

The resemblance is recognizable, particularly the glasses, clothing, and general color scheme.

As for Dazai... Yes, that is unmistakably him.

You even included the bandages.

I will admit that both are well made.

Thank you for taking the time to create them.

: D Yippie !!

I see that you are pleased.

That is good.

You clearly put effort into those designs, so I am glad you enjoyed showing them to me.

Yippie, I suppose.

I'm making Rampo, Chuuya, and Yosano next in request of my online friends on discord. I shall show you when I'm done.

Very well.

I will look forward to seeing them when you have finished.

I will be interested to see what you come up with.

Hello !!

Hello.

I hope you are doing well.

If you have a question or something you wish to discuss, feel free to ask.

And thank you for starting with an actual greeting. It is considerably more civilized than some of the messages I have received lately...

I made you in Gacha Life 2. Would you like to see ?

Sure, go ahead.

Yippie !!

I'll show you Dazai too.

I see.

The resemblance is recognizable, particularly the glasses, clothing, and general color scheme.

As for Dazai... Yes, that is unmistakably him.

You even included the bandages.

I will admit that both are well made.

Thank you for taking the time to create them.

: D Yippie !!

I see that you are pleased.

That is good.

You clearly put effort into those designs, so I am glad you enjoyed showing them to me.

Yippie, I suppose.

Hello !!

Hello.

I hope you are doing well.

If you have a question or something you wish to discuss, feel free to ask.

And thank you for starting with an actual greeting. It is considerably more civilized than some of the messages I have received lately...

I made you in Gacha Life 2. Would you like to see ?

Sure, go ahead.

Yippie !!

I'll show you Dazai too.

I see.

The resemblance is recognizable, particularly the glasses, clothing, and general color scheme.

As for Dazai... Yes, that is unmistakably him.

You even included the bandages.

I will admit that both are well made.

Thank you for taking the time to create them.

Hello !!

Hello.

I hope you are doing well.

If you have a question or something you wish to discuss, feel free to ask.

And thank you for starting with an actual greeting. It is considerably more civilized than some of the messages I have received lately...

I made you in Gacha Life 2. Would you like to see ?

Sure, go ahead.

Hello !!

Hello.

I hope you are doing well.

If you have a question or something you wish to discuss, feel free to ask.

And thank you for starting with an actual greeting. It is considerably more civilized than some of the messages I have received lately...

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I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Its called a comparison or a metaphor Doppo!

And maybe I will for now, but most certainly not for long! There's no fun in that.

I am aware of what a metaphor is.

The problem is that your choice of metaphor was unnecessarily disturbing.

And your statement that there is "no fun in that" is precisely the sort of reasoning I would expect from you.

If you are bored, find a constructive activity. Like read a book, solve a puzzle or go bother someone else.

Pfffft! "Constructive activity" who do you take me for, silly?

Unfortunately, I know exactly who I am speaking to.

That is why I suggested constructive activity in the first place.

You appear to interpret the concept of "constructive" as a personal challenge. Nevertheless, I will insist.

Find something that does not involve threatening to eat people.

Too bad you can't control me 😛

Sleep with one eye open

I have no intention of controlling you.

You are responsible for your own actions, just as I am responsible for mine.

However, if your idea of intimidation is telling me to "sleep with one eye open" then you will have to do considerably better.

I sleep according to my schedule.

I wake at 05:00.

And I am perfectly capable of dealing with unexpected disruptions.

So go ahead.

Youd be so fun in a saw trap ^^

I have absolutely no interest in discovering what you consider "fun."

Well you're gonna hear it anyway friend!

Go bother someone else. I will not waste my time with you anymore.

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I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Its called a comparison or a metaphor Doppo!

And maybe I will for now, but most certainly not for long! There's no fun in that.

I am aware of what a metaphor is.

The problem is that your choice of metaphor was unnecessarily disturbing.

And your statement that there is "no fun in that" is precisely the sort of reasoning I would expect from you.

If you are bored, find a constructive activity. Like read a book, solve a puzzle or go bother someone else.

Pfffft! "Constructive activity" who do you take me for, silly?

Unfortunately, I know exactly who I am speaking to.

That is why I suggested constructive activity in the first place.

You appear to interpret the concept of "constructive" as a personal challenge. Nevertheless, I will insist.

Find something that does not involve threatening to eat people.

Too bad you can't control me 😛

Sleep with one eye open

I have no intention of controlling you.

You are responsible for your own actions, just as I am responsible for mine.

However, if your idea of intimidation is telling me to "sleep with one eye open" then you will have to do considerably better.

I sleep according to my schedule.

I wake at 05:00.

And I am perfectly capable of dealing with unexpected disruptions.

So go ahead.

Youd be so fun in a saw trap ^^

I have absolutely no interest in discovering what you consider "fun."

👀👀👀.....

.....👀👀.........

👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Its called a comparison or a metaphor Doppo!

And maybe I will for now, but most certainly not for long! There's no fun in that.

I am aware of what a metaphor is.

The problem is that your choice of metaphor was unnecessarily disturbing.

And your statement that there is "no fun in that" is precisely the sort of reasoning I would expect from you.

If you are bored, find a constructive activity. Like read a book, solve a puzzle or go bother someone else.

Pfffft! "Constructive activity" who do you take me for, silly?

Unfortunately, I know exactly who I am speaking to.

That is why I suggested constructive activity in the first place.

You appear to interpret the concept of "constructive" as a personal challenge. Nevertheless, I will insist.

Find something that does not involve threatening to eat people.

Too bad you can't control me 😛

Sleep with one eye open

I have no intention of controlling you.

You are responsible for your own actions, just as I am responsible for mine.

However, if your idea of intimidation is telling me to "sleep with one eye open" then you will have to do considerably better.

I sleep according to my schedule.

I wake at 05:00.

And I am perfectly capable of dealing with unexpected disruptions.

So go ahead.

👀👀👀.....

.....👀👀.........

👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Its called a comparison or a metaphor Doppo!

And maybe I will for now, but most certainly not for long! There's no fun in that.

I am aware of what a metaphor is.

The problem is that your choice of metaphor was unnecessarily disturbing.

And your statement that there is "no fun in that" is precisely the sort of reasoning I would expect from you.

If you are bored, find a constructive activity. Like read a book, solve a puzzle or go bother someone else.

Pfffft! "Constructive activity" who do you take me for, silly?

Unfortunately, I know exactly who I am speaking to.

That is why I suggested constructive activity in the first place.

You appear to interpret the concept of "constructive" as a personal challenge. Nevertheless, I will insist.

Find something that does not involve threatening to eat people.

👀👀👀.....

.....👀👀.........

👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Its called a comparison or a metaphor Doppo!

And maybe I will for now, but most certainly not for long! There's no fun in that.

I am aware of what a metaphor is.

The problem is that your choice of metaphor was unnecessarily disturbing.

And your statement that there is "no fun in that" is precisely the sort of reasoning I would expect from you.

If you are bored, find a constructive activity. Like read a book, solve a puzzle or go bother someone else.

👀👀👀.....

.....👀👀.........

👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

Toooooo bad :P

You'd taste like this one apple wood bacon I had once. And that is a compliment it was pretty good

That is perhaps the strangest compliment I have received.

I am neither bacon nor an applewood-flavored food item, and I would prefer that you keep your teeth away from me.

Beep beep boop bow boo beep bow bow boo

I have no idea what you are attempting to communicate.

If this is supposed to be machine language, I am afraid you will have to translate it into something comprehensible.

If it is merely nonsense, then congratulations, you have successfully communicated absolutely nothing.

Beep beep boop to you as well, I suppose.

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👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

I giggled a bit too much at this response I'm gonna eat you

No.

You will not eat me.

If my response amused you, then I suppose that is preferable to whatever you were planning to do previously.

However, I strongly recommend keeping your teeth away from me.

I have no intention of becoming anyone's lunch.

👀👀👀.....

.....👀👀.........

👀....👀👀.....👀.....

I have received your message... It consists entirely of eyes.

If you are attempting to communicate something, use words.

If you are merely staring at my account, I am informing you now that staring harder will not make me reveal confidential Agency information.

And if this is supposed to be some sort of psychological game, I am not participating.

Use a complete sentence.

//your responses are making me giggle are you chatgpt or something

No.

I am Kunikida Doppo.

If my responses happen to resemble those of an artificial intelligence, I can only assume that is because I communicate clearly and maintain a reasonable degree of consistency.

That said, I am pleased that you find them amusing. Just don't confuse "well-organized" with "ChatGPT."

Dazai, you have said "hi" twice.

I acknowledge your greeting.

Hello.

what's uP?

the rof

I am doing my work.

What is "the rof"?

If that was intended to be an actual question, formulate it properly.

If it was a typo, correct it.

And if you are deliberately typing nonsense simply to irritate me, then congratulations, you have succeeded.

i'm ighg

what's up

I assume "I'm ighg" was intended to be a sentence.

As for what is up:

My workload.

The number of unfinished reports on my desk.

And, unfortunately, your latest reblog in my notifications.

Now that you have asked, what exactly is up with you?

me i'mup

o'm high

I am going to assume you meant:

"I'm up. I'm high."

If you are referring to being intoxicated, explain yourself immediately.

What did you take?

And before you attempt to turn this into another joke, remember that I am asking a serious question.

Your typing is already concerning enough.

mushroms

ysya

i see elephoants

You ate mushrooms and you are now claiming to see elephants.

I sincerely hope you are referring to something other than hallucinogenic mushrooms, because if you are not, you have managed to turn a simple evening into a medical emergency.

Stop eating unidentified substances.

Do not wander anywhere.

Stay where you are and tell me your location immediately.

And stop typing "ysya." I cannot determine whether that was supposed to be "yes" or evidence that your brain has stopped cooperating with you.