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“I don’t blame him, I’m not sure I’d want a pig around my house either. ..whether it smells of strawberries or not,” he shrugged, glancing down at her again. Her confusing brought a smirk to his lips and he tilted his head. “I don’t know, kid. But your daddy did barely anything while he was a ringleader, so he can hardly be classed as the best ever.”
“Maybe you just think that because you’ve never met Breakfast before... Maybe I should bring him to meet you! Do you want to meet him?” Roo looked at him with slightly widened eyes, looking the picture of innocence. “I think that you’re wrong though because he was the best ever and you’re trying to say that he’s not, so you’re wrong.”
















