Ooo boy, here we go. Most of these headcanons double as Waterboy ones too.
- He speaks German because he is partially German. He doesn't speak it often cause it reminds him of his Gramma. His Gramma is full German, having moved here with her English lover while pregnant with her son (Herman's uncle)
- That brings me to another part, my Herman's family. On his mom's side he has one of his grandma's (not his Gramma though), two grandpas, no aunts, no uncles. On his dad's side he has his Gramma, one grandpa (who he never met), two uncles, one cousin. He also has one half-sister and a nephew but doesn't know about them. The only one's alive are his mom, one of his uncles, his cousin, and his half-sister.
- When younger he heavily preferred dogs because his mom got him one when he was younger. After moving in with his grandma though that preference quickly shifted.
- He actually likes cold weather. I know everyone headcanons him as not being able to stand it but I think he is used to the cold anyways. Plus he can, kinda, control the snow a bit.
- Always has wanted kids. But he is terrified about being a bad father.
-First love is Lucien (( @royaleshousealwayswins ))
- His Gramma was thrilled when he came out as trans and gave him all of his dad's old clothes. He still has a few of those clothes..
- He can see but hates doing it. This is because it was a skill his mom had him learn to try and 'help his nerves', though with his shaky hands he just stabbed himself a lot with the needle.
- He used to play the stupid 'knife game' as a kid
- One time killed a high ranking Gov Official in his universe, this was before he was a villain.
- Loves the drums, but can only play piano
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P.S. I know Kidneys is gone as of rn, but I tagged them for if they get back to the account.