Strawberry

Formerly Alcohol Anon

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Info post thingy time.

I’m Strawberry, I’m a minor, I have pocket dimensions in my pockets that are full of alcohol, and I’m the child of @jaxfromthatcircus. I have FOURTEEN SIBLINGS.

I’m 17.

Also, I go by any and all masculine and gender neutral terms.

@dream-an0n is so perfect <3

Asks: Open

Magic Anons are okay, please don’t kill me with them.

@putting-strawberry-in-places is my putting in places blog

My birthday is the 20th of November!

Alt: @strawberrys-alt

PFP by @xxmoonduskxx

A!Strawberry: @the-abstracted-strawberry or @abstracted-strawbz-alt

🌀 - modspeak

Blusher speaks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[yejehehe4746]

aren’t you rich?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Yeah.

[yejehehe4746]

ok then

*he gives you 200 dollars*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

… *He takes out multiple bottles. Then more. Then more.*

[yejehehe4746]

Oh shit thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Do you want more?

[yejehehe4746]

*he struggles to hold all the bottles he has right now* don’t think I can hold it—

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Alright. Thanks for your business.

[yejehehe4746]

*he walks away with all the alcohol.* …

*he’s already gone by the time you realize it was your money he gave you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…damn…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[yejehehe4746]

aren’t you rich?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Yeah.

[yejehehe4746]

ok then

*he gives you 200 dollars*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

… *He takes out multiple bottles. Then more. Then more.*

[yejehehe4746]

Oh shit thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Do you want more?

[yejehehe4746]

*he struggles to hold all the bottles he has right now* don’t think I can hold it—

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Alright. Thanks for your business.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[yejehehe4746]

aren’t you rich?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Yeah.

[yejehehe4746]

ok then

*he gives you 200 dollars*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

… *He takes out multiple bottles. Then more. Then more.*

[yejehehe4746]

Oh shit thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Do you want more?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[yejehehe4746]

aren’t you rich?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Yeah.

[yejehehe4746]

ok then

*he gives you 200 dollars*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

… *He takes out multiple bottles. Then more. Then more.*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[yejehehe4746]

aren’t you rich?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Yeah.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s not for me

Also when’d you become lame

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Oh- I’m not lame! Pay up and I’ll give you the alcohol!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[yejehehe4746]

Why :/

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Because you’re fourteen.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Can I have some alcohol

Uh… no.

[jaxfromthatcircus]

Your baby bun is absolutely adorable can I please have it?

"GET your filthy hands AWAY!"

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING SIBLING, ANON

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU

SPILL IT, FUCKER

🫵

NOTHING’S UP WITH ME-?!

[yejehehe4746]

STOP YELLING YOUNG MAN

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

YOU STOP YELLING FIRST!

[yejehehe4746]

AAARGGGH

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

RAAAAAAGH!

[yejehehe4746]

do you like coal

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

No.

[yejehehe4746]

damn be nicer then

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I AM nice!

[yejehehe4746]

OK DONT YELL AT ME :C

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…sorry.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…👍

[yejehehe4746]

👎

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

🖕

[yejehehe4746]

rude 🖕🖕🖕

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

You were rude first 🖕

[yejehehe4746]

*he squares up*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He also squares up.*

[yejehehe4746]

OH

*he backs up* NEVERMIND

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Exactly.

[yejehehe4746]

ok tough guy.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He crosses his arms.*

[yejehehe4746]

ok if we are fighting please do not hit my stomach I’ve been stabbed

*he squares up again*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I won’t. *He puts up his fists, getting into a good fighting position.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he kicks you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Kicks you back.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs up and pounces on you, biting into your arm*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

AGH- MOTHERFUCKER- *He swings his arm around quickly, trying to get you off.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he stops biting you then smiles* HAHA

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

What? *He glares at you.*

[yejehehe4746]

*his eyes dilate and he stares at you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Rolls his eyes.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he bites you again. dumb dumb*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He straight up smacks you with his free hand.*

[yejehehe4746]

OW

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…shit, are you okay?

[yejehehe4746]

*he feels his face, ow* …yeah-uh—it hurts

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks concerned.* I’m so sorry, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

nononono it’s ok…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But I hit you! I fucking HIT you!

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay, I understand. dude I’ve been stabbed, I’ll be ok.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He still looks worried.*

[yejehehe4746]

it’s ok, strawbz.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But… I hit you…

[yejehehe4746]

you sure did! And it’s okay!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…you kinda deserved it… sorry…

[yejehehe4746]

yeah, fair

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Is your face okay?

[yejehehe4746]

It stings

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He takes out a bottle of alcohol and presses it to where he hit. It’s ice cold.*

[yejehehe4746]

oh—thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s the least I could do.

[yejehehe4746]

…is your arm ok?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks at his arm, wincing when he sees the indents your teeth left.* stings.

[yejehehe4746]

Aw fuck I’m so sorry—I dont really have anything for it-

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s fine, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs away a bit* it’s not, not at all. I’m really sorry

[yejehehe4746]

*pulls out apolocheese*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…thanks :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

toxic gossip train </3

What?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU

SPILL IT, FUCKER

🫵

NOTHING’S UP WITH ME-?!

[yejehehe4746]

STOP YELLING YOUNG MAN

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

YOU STOP YELLING FIRST!

[yejehehe4746]

AAARGGGH

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

RAAAAAAGH!

[yejehehe4746]

do you like coal

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

No.

[yejehehe4746]

damn be nicer then

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I AM nice!

[yejehehe4746]

OK DONT YELL AT ME :C

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…sorry.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…👍

[yejehehe4746]

👎

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

🖕

[yejehehe4746]

rude 🖕🖕🖕

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

You were rude first 🖕

[yejehehe4746]

*he squares up*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He also squares up.*

[yejehehe4746]

OH

*he backs up* NEVERMIND

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Exactly.

[yejehehe4746]

ok tough guy.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He crosses his arms.*

[yejehehe4746]

ok if we are fighting please do not hit my stomach I’ve been stabbed

*he squares up again*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I won’t. *He puts up his fists, getting into a good fighting position.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he kicks you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Kicks you back.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs up and pounces on you, biting into your arm*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

AGH- MOTHERFUCKER- *He swings his arm around quickly, trying to get you off.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he stops biting you then smiles* HAHA

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

What? *He glares at you.*

[yejehehe4746]

*his eyes dilate and he stares at you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Rolls his eyes.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he bites you again. dumb dumb*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He straight up smacks you with his free hand.*

[yejehehe4746]

OW

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…shit, are you okay?

[yejehehe4746]

*he feels his face, ow* …yeah-uh—it hurts

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks concerned.* I’m so sorry, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

nononono it’s ok…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But I hit you! I fucking HIT you!

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay, I understand. dude I’ve been stabbed, I’ll be ok.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He still looks worried.*

[yejehehe4746]

it’s ok, strawbz.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But… I hit you…

[yejehehe4746]

you sure did! And it’s okay!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…you kinda deserved it… sorry…

[yejehehe4746]

yeah, fair

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Is your face okay?

[yejehehe4746]

It stings

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He takes out a bottle of alcohol and presses it to where he hit. It’s ice cold.*

[yejehehe4746]

oh—thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s the least I could do.

[yejehehe4746]

…is your arm ok?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks at his arm, wincing when he sees the indents your teeth left.* stings.

[yejehehe4746]

Aw fuck I’m so sorry—I dont really have anything for it-

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s fine, Cool.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I’m invading part of your asks :]

@pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles

Mod: YIPPEE HI

[pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles]

HELLO, YOU’VE BEEN INVADED! >:D

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Mod: YAY!

[pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles]

(Mod: Watching the fight. Do Strawbs and Cool do this a lot? /j)

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Mod: no! This is actually Strawbz’s first time hitting ANY of his siblings! I think.

[pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles]

(Mod: Aww, poor guy. That’s not gonna be fun TvT)

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Mod: he’s processing the fact he just did that

[pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles]

(Mod: Yeah, I get that. Also- I’m sorry, but the bit about him deserving it was so on point it was funny. If I was drinking, I would’ve done a spit take lmao)

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Mod: HAH

[pastels-bedazzled-brass-knuckles]

(Mod: Sooo, now what? O-o)

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Mod: idk

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU

SPILL IT, FUCKER

🫵

NOTHING’S UP WITH ME-?!

[yejehehe4746]

STOP YELLING YOUNG MAN

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

YOU STOP YELLING FIRST!

[yejehehe4746]

AAARGGGH

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

RAAAAAAGH!

[yejehehe4746]

do you like coal

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

No.

[yejehehe4746]

damn be nicer then

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I AM nice!

[yejehehe4746]

OK DONT YELL AT ME :C

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…sorry.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…👍

[yejehehe4746]

👎

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

🖕

[yejehehe4746]

rude 🖕🖕🖕

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

You were rude first 🖕

[yejehehe4746]

*he squares up*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He also squares up.*

[yejehehe4746]

OH

*he backs up* NEVERMIND

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Exactly.

[yejehehe4746]

ok tough guy.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He crosses his arms.*

[yejehehe4746]

ok if we are fighting please do not hit my stomach I’ve been stabbed

*he squares up again*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I won’t. *He puts up his fists, getting into a good fighting position.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he kicks you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Kicks you back.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs up and pounces on you, biting into your arm*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

AGH- MOTHERFUCKER- *He swings his arm around quickly, trying to get you off.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he stops biting you then smiles* HAHA

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

What? *He glares at you.*

[yejehehe4746]

*his eyes dilate and he stares at you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Rolls his eyes.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he bites you again. dumb dumb*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He straight up smacks you with his free hand.*

[yejehehe4746]

OW

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…shit, are you okay?

[yejehehe4746]

*he feels his face, ow* …yeah-uh—it hurts

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks concerned.* I’m so sorry, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

nononono it’s ok…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But I hit you! I fucking HIT you!

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay, I understand. dude I’ve been stabbed, I’ll be ok.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He still looks worried.*

[yejehehe4746]

it’s ok, strawbz.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But… I hit you…

[yejehehe4746]

you sure did! And it’s okay!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…you kinda deserved it… sorry…

[yejehehe4746]

yeah, fair

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Is your face okay?

[yejehehe4746]

It stings

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He takes out a bottle of alcohol and presses it to where he hit. It’s ice cold.*

[yejehehe4746]

oh—thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s the least I could do.

[yejehehe4746]

…is your arm ok?

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks at his arm, wincing when he sees the indents your teeth left.* stings.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU

SPILL IT, FUCKER

🫵

NOTHING’S UP WITH ME-?!

[yejehehe4746]

STOP YELLING YOUNG MAN

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

YOU STOP YELLING FIRST!

[yejehehe4746]

AAARGGGH

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

RAAAAAAGH!

[yejehehe4746]

do you like coal

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

No.

[yejehehe4746]

damn be nicer then

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I AM nice!

[yejehehe4746]

OK DONT YELL AT ME :C

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…sorry.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…👍

[yejehehe4746]

👎

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

🖕

[yejehehe4746]

rude 🖕🖕🖕

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

You were rude first 🖕

[yejehehe4746]

*he squares up*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He also squares up.*

[yejehehe4746]

OH

*he backs up* NEVERMIND

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Exactly.

[yejehehe4746]

ok tough guy.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He crosses his arms.*

[yejehehe4746]

ok if we are fighting please do not hit my stomach I’ve been stabbed

*he squares up again*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I won’t. *He puts up his fists, getting into a good fighting position.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he kicks you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Kicks you back.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs up and pounces on you, biting into your arm*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

AGH- MOTHERFUCKER- *He swings his arm around quickly, trying to get you off.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he stops biting you then smiles* HAHA

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

What? *He glares at you.*

[yejehehe4746]

*his eyes dilate and he stares at you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Rolls his eyes.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he bites you again. dumb dumb*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He straight up smacks you with his free hand.*

[yejehehe4746]

OW

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…shit, are you okay?

[yejehehe4746]

*he feels his face, ow* …yeah-uh—it hurts

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks concerned.* I’m so sorry, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

nononono it’s ok…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But I hit you! I fucking HIT you!

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay, I understand. dude I’ve been stabbed, I’ll be ok.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He still looks worried.*

[yejehehe4746]

it’s ok, strawbz.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But… I hit you…

[yejehehe4746]

you sure did! And it’s okay!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…you kinda deserved it… sorry…

[yejehehe4746]

yeah, fair

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Is your face okay?

[yejehehe4746]

It stings

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He takes out a bottle of alcohol and presses it to where he hit. It’s ice cold.*

[yejehehe4746]

oh—thanks

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

It’s the least I could do.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU

SPILL IT, FUCKER

🫵

NOTHING’S UP WITH ME-?!

[yejehehe4746]

STOP YELLING YOUNG MAN

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

YOU STOP YELLING FIRST!

[yejehehe4746]

AAARGGGH

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

RAAAAAAGH!

[yejehehe4746]

do you like coal

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

No.

[yejehehe4746]

damn be nicer then

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I AM nice!

[yejehehe4746]

OK DONT YELL AT ME :C

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…sorry.

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay :]

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…👍

[yejehehe4746]

👎

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

🖕

[yejehehe4746]

rude 🖕🖕🖕

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

You were rude first 🖕

[yejehehe4746]

*he squares up*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He also squares up.*

[yejehehe4746]

OH

*he backs up* NEVERMIND

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Exactly.

[yejehehe4746]

ok tough guy.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He crosses his arms.*

[yejehehe4746]

ok if we are fighting please do not hit my stomach I’ve been stabbed

*he squares up again*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

I won’t. *He puts up his fists, getting into a good fighting position.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he kicks you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Kicks you back.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he backs up and pounces on you, biting into your arm*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

AGH- MOTHERFUCKER- *He swings his arm around quickly, trying to get you off.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he stops biting you then smiles* HAHA

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

What? *He glares at you.*

[yejehehe4746]

*his eyes dilate and he stares at you*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He Rolls his eyes.*

[yejehehe4746]

*he bites you again. dumb dumb*

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He straight up smacks you with his free hand.*

[yejehehe4746]

OW

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…shit, are you okay?

[yejehehe4746]

*he feels his face, ow* …yeah-uh—it hurts

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He looks concerned.* I’m so sorry, Cool.

[yejehehe4746]

nononono it’s ok…

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But I hit you! I fucking HIT you!

[yejehehe4746]

it’s okay, I understand. dude I’ve been stabbed, I’ll be ok.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He still looks worried.*

[yejehehe4746]

it’s ok, strawbz.

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

But… I hit you…

[yejehehe4746]

you sure did! And it’s okay!

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

…you kinda deserved it… sorry…

[yejehehe4746]

yeah, fair

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

Is your face okay?

[yejehehe4746]

It stings

[the-alcoholic-strawberry]

*He takes out a bottle of alcohol and presses it to where he hit. It’s ice cold.*