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Kyle Maclachlan reading Japanese magazines during a visit to Japan in the early 90s. Scanned from “Kyle Maclachlan: Mysterious Prince.”

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helloitsbees

i found my switch

#SPEAK OF THE DEVIL IM MAKING A ROOM FOR PUNCHY AS WE FUCKING SPEAK

giftofgabber

Get the fuck off YouTube shorts

giftofgabber

I’m trying to exit 🩳 to see your 📺 🤜🤜👊🤛🖐

—Tumblr poetry

socalgal

nothing affects me because i have the buddha spirit

fluentisonus

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

mrsterlingeverything

Problematic rage difference

tatters-the-bat

beatrice-of-the-stars

Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

fastfouriertransfem

OH

foone

We are. And we also named our galaxy after boob juice. Twice.

"milky way" is obviously milk, but the hidden part is that "galaxy" comes from the Greek γάλα (gála), meaning "milk".

It's the tit-goo path tit-goo-thing. We are very, very breast focused as a species.

sashayed

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.”