The Allison Chronicles

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"Save it for your polyvore's people"

- Allison

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"Derp derp ughhhh that's my blog"

-Allison

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wow I’m going to murder everyone I’m so annoyed

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It’s kind of depressing” I complained ” I couldn’t get the photo the right size. It took my a while and I only got 43 notes and it’s not fair because it took me forever. And it’s really annoying when people make photosets in which people size their photos to the photoset…” I continued, but Olivia was no longer listening. I looked at her, I looked at my computer mindlessly zooming in to the photos of John Cusack I had recently edited. “It took forever… I’m just saying.” 

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BONUS MILEY CYRUS POSE:

and there you have it folks. That’s my face. Come back again next week to see my steady decent down the “1 - 10” scale, and still get no notes.

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January: Here I am!

Normal people: Goddamn not more winter.

Allison: Oh hello there television seasons *kisses life goodbye*

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Guys so many movies are leaking and it’s so beautiful I just can’t….

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So this past week or two I’ve been working so hard in all my classes, all the time… didn’t go on Netflix ONCE. I think I’m doing really well, I feel like my hard work is truly paying off and is appreciated. So last night, as a reward, I decided to get properly drunk and I did and then I dreamt...

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I looked at my laptop

Then I looked at Olivia

I looked at my laptop

Then I looked at Olivia

A blog URL was born