American Kitsch

Allison. 24. New England -> Houston. General mess of a human being and blog. I don't really go on here anymore, so enjoy the old edits & memes, and follow me on Twitter and Snap :) "Books, records, films--These things matter. Call me shallow.It's the fucking truth." Twitter: @AllisonSimone - Snap: AmericanKitsch

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

financial goals: being able to contribute to gofundme’s instead of just reblogging

[callistho]

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Bianca del rio: 2016

trinity k Bonet: me

Adore Delano: 2017

The other queens: anxiety, depression, self esteem

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[hamletthedane]

There’s a very old graveyard next to my uncle’s house that happens to have (apparently rare?) Pokémon. As caretaker of the lot, which has a LOT of cool texas history associated with it, he doesn’t see a ton of people come visit because it’s out in the middle of nowhere.

But recently, there’s been truckloads of college kids, teens, families, and grandparents all coming by to catch Pokémon. Some just pass through, but many accept his offer of a Coke and a lawn chair to sit and talk for a while. Once pokémon have been successfully acquired, he starts to tell them the cool history of the area, and the visitors are fascinated.

People have sent him emails and called him later, asking for more details and doing their own research on the battles fought there and the people who died. There’s now a Facebook page about it? It’s a thing-catch pokémon but more importantly ask the caretaker about Texas blood feuds.

And like, you see so much negativity about how games distract and people are mindless drones because of them. But a video game brought dozens and dozens of people to my uncle’s plot and gave him an audience of interested listeners who are taking that knowledge back to their own communities and spreading the word to come visit.

Like, y'all. This is honestly the coolest thing.

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af

[americankitsch]

Honestly, ever since I discovered that I was a Gemini Rising... everything finally made sense. 

[katemess-deactivated20160109]

[americankitsch]

“300 IQ points between them, they can’t find their way home. I swear to God, if Donna wasn’t there they’d have to buy a house.”

[americankitsch]

Guys does anyone remember this?

[kara-k-nura]

[nevver]

Summer night, walking - Robert Adams

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[challenger2753]

bitter gay

[king-catallena-deactivated20191]

ok Imma have to watch lizzie mcguire again

[sweetoothgirl]

Dark Chocolate Amaretti Biscuits

[selfcheckouts]

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

[fuks]

[fuks]

leave him alone

[disgustinganimals]

watch your wallets

[sixpenceee]

This is terrifying.

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[merrychrithmas]

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Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

[cherryseltzer]

beauty vlogger for 8 minutes before that: hi guys, so today i just wanted to check in and give you guys a little review and first impressions of my bottle of water. a lot of people have been asking me if i could review water, or bottles, and i just thought i’d make a quick video to review my water bottle. now, some of you have been saying that water in bottles is good, but i just thought i’d try a bottle of water and do a quick video for you of my first impressions. this is just a quick video, because i got a bottle of water today and just wanted to do a quick review. 

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Y'all really gotta make fun of women for everything, don’t you?

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