Badger Teemo, Special Forces Scout

Ask/RP blog for Badger Teemo. Mutilverse friendly.NSFW M!A:none.

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Obligatory please like for a starter thing! this will be spammed across the entierty of my characters just to be forewarned!

[the-badger-scout]

Some tagging thing

was tagged by: @yordletwinsask

rules: Tag 6 users that you want to get to know better

favorite colors: Black,Blue,Red

pets: None (But I plan on getting one in the future!)

chapstick or lipstick: Neither (My lips are pure maidens)

last song that you listened to: Franky Theme-One Peice OST (SUPER!)

favorite TV show: Star Trek Voyager (Call me a nerd...I dare you)

first fandom:  Digimon!

hobbies: Gaming,RPing,Trying to draw (poorly)

I TAG… @thegreensummoner , @a-rat-and-a-blob @ask-fluffy-gnar, @askthevoideye, @celesto-the-amazing, @recon-scout-teemo

[the-badger-scout]

Do you just like dicks and butts or do you also appreciate boobs ? // Noxus-Poppy

“I appriciate a good set of breasts as well os a nice sized cock and ass, I just don’t do females on account of the fear of making them pregnant, I mean I don’t really want to chance another me coming into this world afterall.”

[the-badger-scout]

2,13,15, 58, 63, 75, 77

//wow someone went digging, well since it’s still sunday

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

“My ass, my balls, My Dick, the spot right above my tail and my taint.

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

“Fuck yeah I do, comes with being a badger yordle.”

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

“I like tieing up my partner and fuckin them silly sometimes.”

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

“Well this one time my partner was blowin me real good, hand playing with my balls when he stood up and grabbed both of our dicks and started jerking them fast, was hella arousing feeling his dick against mine that I blew a bit too soon, not that he minded.”

63. Spit or swallow?

“Depends on my mood.”

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

“Sometimes, kept Recon up some nights with how loud i can fuckin be.”

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

“You know what they say, the more the merrier.”

[teemotheyiffer-deactivated20170]

@darkness-blinds doodled two new pictures about stuff we were talking about so I edited them with an old one just for fun.

[darkness-blinds]

@the-badger-scout LMAO

[the-badger-scout]

“Yeah you lick my ass, you lick it and you LIKE IT!”

[the-badger-scout]

You should totally give Veigar some payback, y'know. Maybe tie him up somewhere and force him to suck your dick.

“Believe me, if I could disable that bastards magic I would make him deep throat me.” Badger smirked some “Afterall bastard needs to be taken down a few pegs.”

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[the-badger-scout]

“So uh Recon,Wanna Explain your new fashion choices with your cottontail outfit? Maybe Tell me why Pink is one of em?”

@veigar-chan @darkness-blinds

[veigarthevile]

A forest altercation

[veigarthevile]

The world around Veigar began to shimmer like air above hot pavement. His pupils were fully dilated in anger. 

“Where are you coward?” The mage taunted, his voice fragmenting into multiple tones all speaking at once. A stick broke behind Veigar and he immediately turned around, blasting the unfortunate creature responsible. Veigar didn’t see exactly what he had killed, but he knew it wasn’t Teemo. At least not yet.

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo watched as Veigar blasted the bush with his magic. Fuck, he is not taking any chances. Teemo thought as he got to his feet, his leg shaking a bit. Teemo would pull out his blowgun and load a blinding dart into it. This is risky and he’s more then likely going to start randomly blasting the area, but if i’m lucky he’ll blow himself up with my explosive. Teemo would take aim at the mage from his hiding spot. Once he’s blind I gotta make a break for it, hate to say this but i’m not prepared to fully fight him, not yet anyway. Teemo would blow and hoped to hit and blind Veigar, once he was he would throw a couple rocks away from him and make his way away from Veigar.

[veigarthevile]

Veigar heard the audible *pfft* of the blowgun, and as he turned to face it’s origin point he was greeted by a sting. His vision went dark almost immediately and the mage was going to take no chances. 

Dark matter began to rain from above randomly, it’s arcane force smashing into everything. He was determined to destroy everything in the area. Even if Veigar wasn’t sure where he was, he wanted the scout dead.

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo took the opportunity to begin to limp away from the dark matter storm, hearing his last explosion go off as he got distance from him and the wild mage. “Hate to run away, but there is no way in hell I’m letting Veigar kill me now, just gotta prepare better in the future.” Teemo said as he fled the battle “He got lucky this time but damn is he gonna be pissed when he realizes I got away.”

[veigarthevile]

A forest altercation

(Continued from HERE)

A series of explosions rocked the mage, shaking him down to the roots of his teeth as several trees fell around Veigar. One fell a few feet from Veigar, a branch catching his arm as it did so. He felt a mixture of anger and pain, both dulling the feeling of the other as he looked as his limb.

The arm was bleeding at a slightly alarming rate, it’s crimson fluid staining his blue robes a dark purple. Veigar was done playing games. ‘Now he will die slowly.’ He thought to himself.

@the-badger-scout

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo panted a bit, his leg starting to feel a bit numb “oh come on….that fuckin lucky asshole.” Teemo spouted as his raised his PDA, turning on his invisiblity once more as he stayed there. “Once he goes  past I’ll only have a second to subdue him….that or just.” Teemo thought to himself before sitting down “Shit, gotta admit he’s a durable fucker, his magic is impressive, maybe one more charge will send him flying.” Teemo reached into his vest pocket and placed his last charge onto the tree before slowly moving away from it. He would then find a rock and throw it at a nearby bush hoping to lure Veigar into his last trap.

[veigarthevile]

The world around Veigar began to shimmer like air above hot pavement. His pupils were fully dilated in anger. 

“Where are you coward?” The mage taunted, his voice fragmenting into multiple tones all speaking at once. A stick broke behind Veigar and he immediately turned around, blasting the unfortunate creature responsible. Veigar didn’t see exactly what he had killed, but he knew it wasn’t Teemo. At least not yet.

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo watched as Veigar blasted the bush with his magic. Fuck, he is not taking any chances. Teemo thought as he got to his feet, his leg shaking a bit. Teemo would pull out his blowgun and load a blinding dart into it. This is risky and he’s more then likely going to start randomly blasting the area, but if i’m lucky he’ll blow himself up with my explosive. Teemo would take aim at the mage from his hiding spot. Once he’s blind I gotta make a break for it, hate to say this but i’m not prepared to fully fight him, not yet anyway. Teemo would blow and hoped to hit and blind Veigar, once he was he would throw a couple rocks away from him and make his way away from Veigar.

[the-badger-scout]

57 59 60 61

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

“Fuck no, i ain’t letting anyone put holes in my dick, you crazy, don’t care if others do it just stay away from mine!”

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

“Sometimes if i wanna prolong my pleasure.”

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

“I once jerked it for an hour and a half, coulda gone longer but I was in the middle of doing a job.”

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

“Once I orgasimed three times, it hurt but still felt pretty good.”

[veigarthevile]

A forest altercation

(Continued from HERE)

A series of explosions rocked the mage, shaking him down to the roots of his teeth as several trees fell around Veigar. One fell a few feet from Veigar, a branch catching his arm as it did so. He felt a mixture of anger and pain, both dulling the feeling of the other as he looked as his limb.

The arm was bleeding at a slightly alarming rate, it’s crimson fluid staining his blue robes a dark purple. Veigar was done playing games. ‘Now he will die slowly.’ He thought to himself.

@the-badger-scout

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo panted a bit, his leg starting to feel a bit numb “oh come on....that fuckin lucky asshole.” Teemo spouted as his raised his PDA, turning on his invisiblity once more as he stayed there. “Once he goes  past I’ll only have a second to subdue him....that or just.” Teemo thought to himself before sitting down “Shit, gotta admit he’s a durable fucker, his magic is impressive, maybe one more charge will send him flying.” Teemo reached into his vest pocket and placed his last charge onto the tree before slowly moving away from it. He would then find a rock and throw it at a nearby bush hoping to lure Veigar into his last trap.

[darkfiredrake-blog]

Finally

I am now proudly living in Las Vegas and have my compy set up, so expect some replies and stuff tomorrow. 

Also wouldn’t mind meeting any Vegas furries while i’m at it cuse i have yet to meet and hang out with them, just saying.

[the-badger-scout]

(darkmagickitten) Veigar slowly made it up to Badger's home, knocking on the door and hoping the other yordle was in at the moment. He also realized it was... rather late, being around 7 in the evening, but he was just having one of... those evenings. Filled with memories of his cell.

Teemo would answer his door, sipping some tea “Oh hey Veigar, what’s up?” The yordle asked opening his door some and beckoning the ebon warlock in. “Something up?”

@darkmagickitten

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo nodded some as he listened, going to his kitchen and pouring some tea into a cup before going to Veigar and offering a cup “Nightmares huh…those can be a real bitch sometimes.” Once Veigar had taken the cup Teemo would sip more of his own “Yeah I get some myself, it’s why i hardly sleep sometimes.”

[cosmiciism]

Veigar nodded as Teemo returned and gave him his tea, sipping on it carefully as his feline tail twitched slightly in approval. “T-Thanks…” he muttered, as he looked up at Teemo. “You… hardly sleep? Well, I usually don’t sleep either, since I try and study my magic tomes and all… but when I do try and sleep, I just… I can’t.”

[the-badger-scout]

“Well maybe I can help, I do have ways of helping myself sleep afterall and maybe my methods can help you.” Teemo said with a bit of a smile. “Course it’ll be here so that way if you start thrashing or something I can help ya.” Teemo sat next to the warlock and rested a hand on his leg “Wanna give it a try?”

[the-badger-scout]

(darkmagickitten) Veigar slowly made it up to Badger's home, knocking on the door and hoping the other yordle was in at the moment. He also realized it was... rather late, being around 7 in the evening, but he was just having one of... those evenings. Filled with memories of his cell.

Teemo would answer his door, sipping some tea “Oh hey Veigar, what’s up?” The yordle asked opening his door some and beckoning the ebon warlock in. “Something up?”

@darkmagickitten

[cosmiciism]

Veigar was holding his tail and fiddling with it some, nodding a bit as he was let inside. “W-Well, yeah… I can’t sleep.” he spoke up sheepishly, looking up at Teemo once he was indoors. “Whenever I try and sleep, I start remembering… those evenings, in my cell…”

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo nodded some as he listened, going to his kitchen and pouring some tea into a cup before going to Veigar and offering a cup “Nightmares huh...those can be a real bitch sometimes.” Once Veigar had taken the cup Teemo would sip more of his own “Yeah I get some myself, it’s why i hardly sleep sometimes.”

[the-badger-scout]

ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ

Teemo would approach the mage with a smirk on his face “Well, if it isn’t the former powerful mage, what do you think your doing out here in Bandle woods, another plot to take over the world or just here for the scenery?”

[veigarthevile]

Veigar marched forward, visibly radiating magical energy and anger as he walked towards his target. A black bowling-ball sized orb of pure magical energy crackled in his hand. He strided towards Teemo, ready to finish the fight now with his arcane power.

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo would watch his PDA as the mage got closer and closer. Once he was past the bushes the scout would smirk as he typed into his PDA. Simultaneously a whole group of explosive mushrooms would de-cloak and explode around Veigar and the surrounding area, leaving shrapnel and Poison in the air. Teemo would then place a charge on the tree behind him and push off of it, limping away from the tree as he waited to see if he hurt the mage. “If that didn’t get him, maybe a fuckin tree will.”

[veigarthevile]

Veigar was expecting some trickery from the scout and had prepared himself for something, but whatever he thought was going to happen vanished with most of the breathable air in an instant as his world erupted into explosions and thick. smoky air.

 Veigar opened a microscopic magical black hole in his hand as he coughed and gasped for air. In seconds the air was cleaned; the poisons sucked away into nothingness before Veigar dissipated the anomaly. “Is that your best trick?” he coughed.

[the-badger-scout]

Teemo watched as the poison got sucked away, it wasn’t much but it was enough for Teemo to get Veigar’s location finally as he once more set off another set of explosions, this time making trees fall all around the mage as Teemo continued to move a bit farther from the mage behind another tree, grabbing his knife and leaning against it. “if this doesn’t make him fuck off...”

[the-badger-scout]

(darkmagickitten) Veigar slowly made it up to Badger's home, knocking on the door and hoping the other yordle was in at the moment. He also realized it was... rather late, being around 7 in the evening, but he was just having one of... those evenings. Filled with memories of his cell.

Teemo would answer his door, sipping some tea “Oh hey Veigar, what’s up?” The yordle asked opening his door some and beckoning the ebon warlock in. “Something up?”

@darkmagickitten