The Baethoven

MGSA '20. Violin. Probably in rehearsal.

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

When that old person at the concert embarks on a 12 minute solo sonata for cougher unaccompanied

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[the-baethoven]

My favourite moment of The Marriage of Figaro

Susanna: Please, Cherubino, sing your song.

Cherubino: Only if you play guitar for me.

Susanna: *takes the guitar*

Orchestra: *obvious woodwind quintet starts playing*

[sorryihavemarchingband]

[singitlikeitis-deactivated20180]

SNOOZE.

[felixmendelssohn-official]

Honestly? Mood.

[theviolin-deactivated20190722]

made a meme

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

When you go to Shostakovich on IMSLP and remember its not available for 8 more years

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

When Brahms writes 3 against 2 with quarter note triplets

[the-baethoven]

some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony but every time he writes ACCELERANDO it gets faster

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

Sometimes self care is blasting mahler 6 with headphones while running through a running car wash naked

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

So moved by the support guys, and inspired to see others on the path to recovery. #blessed

[yallstillhere]

[thepsychmind]

Fun Psychology facts here!

[the-baethoven]

Blast that Mahler

[unrelatabledoublebassmemes]

What size is your viola?

it is a size 16 viola. only true violists play on a viola this big. 

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

oh dear god

[the-baethoven]

The only hot boys I’m getting are hautbois

[the-baethoven]

Let’s be real the only runs I do are sixteenth notes

[classical-carp]