When that old person at the concert embarks on a 12 minute solo sonata for cougher unaccompanied
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When that old person at the concert embarks on a 12 minute solo sonata for cougher unaccompanied
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
My favourite moment of The Marriage of Figaro
Susanna: Please, Cherubino, sing your song.
Cherubino: Only if you play guitar for me.
Susanna: *takes the guitar*
Orchestra: *obvious woodwind quintet starts playing*
Honestly? Mood.
made a meme
When you go to Shostakovich on IMSLP and remember its not available for 8 more years
When Brahms writes 3 against 2 with quarter note triplets
some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument
potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann
Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony but every time he writes ACCELERANDO it gets faster
Sometimes self care is blasting mahler 6 with headphones while running through a running car wash naked
So moved by the support guys, and inspired to see others on the path to recovery. #blessed
Fun Psychology facts here!
Blast that Mahler
What size is your viola?
it is a size 16 viola. only true violists play on a viola this big.
oh dear god
The only hot boys I’m getting are hautbois
Let’s be real the only runs I do are sixteenth notes