[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[adhighdefinition]

time to get spoopy!!! time to ‘shock’ some folks by letting them know that ADHD is in fact real and not just an urban legend!!! 

[tess-mercer]

jadzia s1-2: I am a wise old man, but also the gentléness of a young woman

jadzia s3-6: if I’m not actively trying to get my pussy eaten by an alien I will be PHYSICALLY ill. Julian that doesn’t apply to you go look at feet elsewhere

[tess-mercer]

ezri s7: help im gay and hate coffee. julian thank you for the comphet safety blanket you may look at my feet

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[dead-molchun]

Sami Mohammed (1943-) The Penetration, 1989 (63 cm high)

[pangaeastarseed]

*GROSS SOBBING AT HOW UNBEARABLY BEAUTIFUL THESE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE*

From Bernie Wrightson’s Frankenstein

[steampunktendencies]

Inside a 1926 Rolls Royce

[little-smartass]

as someone who’s two years into navigating life with a three-adult household, I have a piece of advice that has really helped us keep communication respectful and the dynamic healthy: come up with a codeword that means “I respect your right as an adult to make the choices you think are best for yourself, but I have some concerns”

(we chose “monkeyslut” because we’d just finished watching Misfits…)

examples of use -

“monkeyslut, but I think you’ve overdone it this week and should rest”

“uh have you considered that you have work tomorrow? monkeyslut though”

“pizza makes you feel ill so maybe don’t eat it, but monkeyslut”

it works well because it lets the worried party give their advice and get it off their chest, without the other feeling like they’re being patronised or parented. you only get to use it if you mean it though! monkeyslut means no continuous nagging, no I-told-you-so, and above all, no getting offended if they don’t take your advice! you’ve said your piece, the ball is in their court now.

monkeyslut keeps things respectful and allows everyone to be responsible for their own choices.

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[ottermatopoeia]

Same energy

[maximum-alien]

Okay so in case y'all don’t know, this is from Pose. A series about the black trans community and ball culture in new York during the 80’s. Its got vogueing, lgbt+ culture, history, drama, romance, comedy, tragedy. Its wonderful and historically accurate and all the trans people are played by real trans actors.

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[beyonslayed]

Jaboukie made this joke tweet (and deleted I guess)

but he was right

[beyonslayed]

they casually left out the part about capitalists paying climate change deniers since the 70s to do what they’ve been doing 

[thequantumqueer]

#i mean i dont know #sounds very conspiracy theory-y #but like #at this point #starting to realize #truly any evils are possible

it does sound conspiracy theory-y and that’s because it is, in the sense that since at least 1967 the terms “conspiracy theory” and “conspiracy theorist” have been deliberately weaponized by the CIA to discredit anyone talking about things they don’t want becoming common knowledge

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[profeminist]

Comic source

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

@ruthless-rage literally me 😭

[thunderbot]

He wants to work but doesn’t want to ruin the music! This is quite nice.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is like a PDQ Bach album- Marches for outdoor band and improvisational construction equipment.

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

[arrghigiveup]

Excuse me while I die of laughter

[fairerhousethanprose]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE OF LAUGHTER.