"Hello? Housekeeping?"

"Welcome to the Baroness. Please ask any questions that you may have, I am happy to answer."

[the-baroness-servant]

🛎️ 「 "Welcome to The Baroness" 」 🛎️

"I am honored to serve at your pleasure. Please read the rules and ""BYI"" below for further information before approaching the front desk.

Be sure to ask the front desk if you have any questions, or perhaps wish to leave a review. We treat our customers with utmost respect, and take any criticism very, very seriously. Thank you, and enjoy your stay at The Baroness." - The Doorman from The Hotel Baroness

🚪 「 "Directory" 」 🚪

#asks - General Questions #⭐ - Reviews of The Baroness Hotel # 🛎️ - Creations of The Doorman # 🗝️ - Creations of The Baron #doorman - Posts made by The Doorman #the baron - Posts made by The Baron

🚪 「 OOC: BYI and Rules from Mun 」 🚪

"OOC:" means that the person running the blog is talking "out of character", its a way for me (the person running the blog. also known as Mun-) to speak directly to everyone. Its me directly speaking to establish something more clearly or otherwise for any reason. I try to avoid this typically.

The person running this blog is 20+, I am an adult.

Please keep it SFW here, there is children looking at this blog.

I do not mind if people selfship or flirt with Doorman (or The Baron), however please keep it to a minimum and reasonable.

I am a multi-shipper, I don't really care who Doorman is with its whatever.

Please keep in mind that I will not be able to get to every question / review.

The Baron is my personal OC! His name is Percival Vaccari, and he shows up occasionally through asks, or if hes directly asked for. This is still a Doorman-centric blog. More information will drop about him later.

[almphy]

I am the Patron you should worry about angering!

[the1920sinpictures]

1930 Exterior detail of the Sinclair Building, 512 Main Street, Fort Worth, Texas, designed by Wiley G. Clarkson. From Art Deco, Avant Garde and Modernism, FB.

[ophanonymous]

he's so leyendecker he's so matt maltese he's so arthur hailey he's so the correspondents he's so

[meltedhorror]

Had a VERY funny match yesterday and a very funny interaction with the enemy Doorman

[the-baroness-servant]

I'd love to book a room at The Baroness! Im just wondering how you handle.. unruly customers? I'd hate to have my stay ruined!

"Good to hear that you are currently looking to book a stay. We are happy to have you!

We have very few customers that are trouble that stay long at The Baroness. We used to have a goat headed man rant outside the front doors. However, I took care of that fairly quickly. It is not to worry when your stay is safely monitored by other hotel staff. And if there is ever any problems, give us a call on your hotel phone, or simply speak to any hotel staff and we will take care of the problem."

[the-baroness-servant]

Hello I am back!!

How is my amazingly handsome doorman today?

💫

"I'm well, thank you ✨️"

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper please stop sliding down the halls."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper stop moving."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper cease your movement at once."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper."

[the-baroness-servant]

"You are increasingly upsetting."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper please stop sliding down the halls."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper stop moving."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper cease your movement at once."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper please stop sliding down the halls."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper stop moving."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper cease your movement at once."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper please stop sliding down the halls."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper stop moving."

[the-baroness-servant]

"Vyper please stop sliding down the halls."

[crypt-galleria]

gonna start posting wips more, if i don't i'll never post anything lmao

[made-nondescript]

there's a drag brunch happening at the baroness as we speak

[the-baroness-servant]

"I do quite enjoy playing chess with some of our guests. If someone would like to challenge me, I do recommend you find me in the lounge during the evening."

[the-baroness-servant]

Hello sweet boy!!

Happy pride month ‼️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

It's our month‼️💥💥💥💥

"Truely, the month of pride is here. And I am joyus."

[xasha-art]

Here's the door man