Hi Batter! :-)
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Hello
So, have you thought of something beautiful as of late?
Like, perhaps a big rubber ducky? :-)
I have seen many beautiful things in this world, though I don't always understand them.
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@the-batter-before
Hi Batter! :-)
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Hello
So, have you thought of something beautiful as of late?
Like, perhaps a big rubber ducky? :-)
I have seen many beautiful things in this world, though I don't always understand them.
guy who talks about how unethical mt rushmore is but it slowly becomes clear that he isn't talking about environmental issues or native american land claims and instead believes that a four-headed chimera president was first created and then turned to stone
Hi Batter! :-)
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Hello
where's your hat?
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I do not have a hat.
I quite like the idea of handing you loud foods such as carrots, nuts, but these would upset your constitution. Are you familiar with a creature called a lobster? Opening them for their meat is a loud procedure.
... I like this.
I am still here.
I am attempting to return, but I am busy.
Apologies.
I will attempt to answer your enquiries soon.
Please do not ask me of the new world. I do not yet know it.
((Hello everyone.
Just letting you all know that I'm currently taking a mental health break, as I'm going through a really rough time right now.
I'll be back to answer some asks with some fun images after taking a hiatus.))
Please stop... I have work to do.
(touches you gently)
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Why?
Hello! I hope you are doing well! What’s your opinion on frogs, and which type is your favorite? :3( other than Zacharie lol )
I am well enough, thank you.
I don't really have much of an opinion on frogs. I'm not really familiar with different types. I will look.
I like this one.
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Zacharie isn't a frog. He's a person.
mr. batter, i know others find you intimidating (and it's probably good given your role) but i think you're quite the sweetie pie !
here's a sticky bun for you
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Thank you.
It's not necessarily my intention to be intimidating. I suppose it is simply part of my nature.
Apologies for the delay in my response. I have been quite busy.
Easter is coming! Will you decorate and hide eggs, or do you think Japhet will object to the practice?
Easter?
I don't know what that is. I suppose I'll have to ask Japhet.
Grabs you and spins you around WEEEEEEEEE!!!
ohbmy god hit him with your bat as hard as you can gay people are terrifying
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What are you talking about?
how's zacharie doing?
He's fine.
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I've got no idea what he's talking about.
Out of the meats/fleshes you've tried, like the silver flesh, Moloch's meat, etc., do they taste different from each other? Is there any you prefer?
They are different, yes. Fleshes tend to be softer and more tender, with meats being tougher and more robust. Fleshes are also milder in taste usually.
My favourite is Abaddon's meat. I find it to be the most satisfying and flavourful.
happy april fools!
(they put a clown nose on him)
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What?