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torturedbitchesdepartment

is this anything

I saw My Chem the other day, this elder emo had a very good time

#me #personal #selfie #guys with ink #ngl I look pretty good with makeup #maybe it’s time to start wearing makeup more

Sometimes work events are fun

#me #personal #selfie #guys with ink #it’s hard to tell #but I have little fossils on my nails #it’s very cool

I'll get ahead when I ain't so behind

Damn sure ain't goin' nowhere tonight

#me #personal #selfie #new hair

slightly-gay-pogohammer

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

slightly-gay-pogohammer

fuck it remaking the poll hi

the best option ever

yea its good :)

i mean i guess its okay

ehh

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJan 12

#bug and fire #but looks like a monkey?#make it make sense

quitetheketch-moved

blagueofchaos

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.