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thespidersource

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

srsfunny

Explain this Darwin

rslashrats

campyvillain

this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.

rslashrats

sory…cant please everyone!

halfwit

hope this helps xoxo

databent

boybarrett-deactivated20211126

love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”

bace-jeleren

thedragonaspect

A day in the life of Dr Chakwas

Kaidan

Having a migraine

Model patient

10/10

Joker

Says he sneezed too hard

Actually cracked a rib laughing at one of EDI’s jokes

Points for loyalty

7/10

Shepard

Was testing hypothesis that ocular implants are inadequately hardened against tech attacks

Was correct

Claims temporary blindness was within expected outcomes

Considers this a successful test

3/10

bugsband

me making all of my friends look at my new favourite character

oneheadtoanother

xueyangapologist

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

maykrs-deactivated20211025

i dont care about men with long hair

missfag

please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

"this would kill a medieval peasant" yeah and a halberd or the black plague would kill you too so stay humble

medievalcellphone

😦

moonlit-sunflower-books

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”