birds.

The birds are coming.

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Keep the fandom going

hello, im here to announce that…

I’m gonna stop posting for a while. Please keep the birds are coming random going. Follow @icicle-nail-biting for updates of the shit birds and…

on a shittier matter, SHIT BIRDS RULE

And btw Vox is really fucking obsessed with dodgeball

Repost everything to expand the shit bird empire

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Vox… maybe?

Get this post to 10 likes and I reveal Vox Official Art

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FOLLOW THIS SHIT

Follow my shitty account and become part of our shitty fanbase.

PERKS

You get to say shit a lot

You get to talk about shit birds

You get sneak peaks of “the birds are coming”

Its really fun

shit

respect the shit bird

also for @icicle-nail-biting bc Perseus said so

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LESS SHITTY POST

MEET THE MAIN CHARACTERS

VOX

ED

WANDA

HENRY

ALEX

MR.WASP

CYANIDE

NICO

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FIDDLESTICKS Appreciation

Stop everything and take a minute to appreciate the F•I•D•D•L•E•S•T•I•C•K•S

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the birds are coming

Birds are not real. Birds are robots made by the government. Birds are spying on you. One day, the birds will kill us all. They will suck our blood and sing our praises. Make every meal a party!

Bird Speakers – iPod Nanos, $39.99, Amazon

Aaahhh…. I just hear the air guitars and badass drumroll. Bird Speakers are not that birdie. But they do work to make sounds that mimic the screech of birds, all from your iPod, through the help of some really cool USB dongles. I totally think I could see it working with a lot of music from Tool, Pink Floyd, U2, and Shania Twain.

Bird Walk – iPhone, $9.99, iTunes

iPod Bird Walk is a beautiful way to bring the birds into your home. Just hold up the receiver, and it will give you the clearest sounds possible from around you. Of course, the bird in my pocket is loud as hell, so I haven’t been able to really test this product yet. But it sure does sound like a bizillion birds chirping, and it’s something that I have wanted to try. Check it out!

Bird Magnet – iPhone, $14.99, Amazon

Yep, you heard me right. Bird Magnet is a yellow plastic ring that you get to stick on the back of your iPhone. It makes your phone more bird-proof and, hopefully, gives the bastards something else to peck at. They don’t like plastic much.

But one day, regardless of what you do, the birds will come for us. And they will kill us all. You know, by getting inside our ears and making our eardrums bleed. There is nothing that we can do about it. It’s happening.

Since no one can stop the birds, I propose that we will just have to use our imaginations and come up with creative ways to defeat them. I suggest Bird Pinball, Bird Mario, Bird Cops, Bird Tactics, Bird Darts, Bird Snacking, Bird Pie Eating, Bird Moth Repellent, Bird Ammo, Bird Courting, Bird Power, Bird Genes, Bird Incest, Bird Nicer, Bird Smarter, Bird Invader, Bird Thinker, Bird Insight, Bird Chef, Bird Brewmasters, Bird Drinker, Bird Grounders, Bird Zen, Bird Science, Bird Guy, Bird Quieter, Bird Hunter, Bird Navigation, Bird Scare, Bird Cubbers, Bird River Runner, Bird Time Traveler, Bird Claws, Bird CEO, Bird Genius, Bird Teacher, Bird Boss, Bird Full Cycle, Bird Brother, Bird Tender, Bird Keeper, Bird Keeper Job, Bird Planter, Bird Galler, Bird Quitters, Bird Left Behind, Bird Pants, Bird Probie, Bird High Flight, Bird Nemesis, Bird Trustee, Bird Highway Pilot, Bird Knowledge Seeker, Bird Football Coach, Bird Hero, Bird Heartbreaker, Bird Lousy, Bird Soaring, Bird Super Nova, Bird Wonder, Bird Whisperer, Bird Moralist, Bird Moralizer, Bird Nostalgia, Bird Smart. Then, we will try to put on our best when the birds come. And we will not give in, for we are the bird killers.

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What new ways are you coming up with to counter the birds?

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Shit Birds

This is a tribute to Perseus the Shit Bird.

Remember him.

Honour him.

No he’s not dead, just Shit Bird.

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Vox’s Handkerchiefs

Vox Populi was a strange man (At least according to his friends)

Vox wears a cloak that get got from the thrift store at 16 years old. As he got older, he got taller, and began to sew on extensions to his cloak. He added pins, and stickers, and patches. Best of all, it had hundreds of pockets.

If there’s anything Vox isn’t, it’s “average”. He always has weird shit in his pockets. He carries around 6 different coloured handkerchiefs. Whenever there is a need for one, he reaches his hand into his pocket, fold one into a swan, and uses it to cheer up his friends.

While they are in swam form, Vox draws little details onto them. Sometimes, because he folds them without looking, the details are in the wrong place, like a swan with a face on its wing and a feathers in its face.

Anyways that all the Vox u get for now. Always remember the shit birds.

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BIRD ARE COMING

I make shitty art. Of characters, and birds (the shit type)

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