oh jeez

mighty overlord of twigs i make music

[bonefarm]

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

[the-bitchinest]

what the FUCK is this

[dogpuppy]

[dailycatsblog]

[dogpuppy]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[the-bitchinest]

this blog a bum bro

[the-bitchinest]

guess who it is

[voshaduan]

I was talking with a friend about all the absolutely raw quotes on Tumblr and the random places they come from, like that one post with the mushrooms that says “you can’t kill me in any way that matters”. This brought up the philosophical discussions that turn into nonsense and back again yet keep making some semblance of sense the whole time so you love it and you hate it, the silly things that turn deep and philosophical, and the logical/illogical logic chains that refer to or resemble Diogenes’ “behold a man” moment.

Anyway, Tumblr is the lunatic’s philosophy sandbox.

[minty-fresh-toothpaste]

@the-bitchinest

[the-bitchinest]

ok

[toontuska]

They're trying so hard to paint him as a bad person so they need to bring up that he was fined for being in the wrong part of a park.

[fuck-u-maga]

snort...

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

​this is the funniest possible thing for the green party to appropriate

[pissnvinegarchips]

The first time I've been thrilled to see that a book I wanted is out of stock

[megafaunaknight]

[lun-rk800]

Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him

[dyouknowwhatimean-archive-deact]

[artemis-pendragon]

Nathan Mahoney joining the ranks of the USA's Men of the People

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[pigswithwings]

its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free