my soul is an island my car is a ford

Allie ~ she/her ~ 1995 ~🇺🇸~ 🩷💜🩵 ~ A is for Always Trust Humans B is for Bad Wizards ~

[zabaguata]

wizard memes

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[hell-alka]

Today is my Birthday!! I would be grateful for repost of my works >////< You can also support me with a tip here or here <3

[bladesingerlily]

[filmphotofranz]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[ouroborosorder]

when i'm playing a healer: are my fuckign dps thinking. are they cognisant of the fact that they're alive and that their actions impact others. fucking idiots. wont' even stand near my giant circle labelled "HEALING HERE"

me when i'm on dps: i'm da king of the payload babyyyyy

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[saltiecattoz]

the way people draw deltarune dess reminds me of owl house beta luz

[byjove]

I hate how people call it a ‘gender war’ like gender-based violence doesn’t primarily go in one direction and there aren’t incels with podcasts saying that the 19th Amendment should be overturned. There has never been a Gamergate for women, there has yet to be a female Elliot Rodger. This is not a war. Women (edit: and I really do mean women, both cis and trans, TERFs fuck off, this is not a post for you) are occasionally lobbing unfriendly comments at men and men are detonating nuclear bombs on them. And there is a definite reason that women today are outspoken about being disillusioned by and disgusted with their male peers and committed to decentering men in their lives and it isn’t because all these women are radical misandrists who do not see men as human. Gender war makes it seem like a petty squabble with two offensives and not women realizing that many of their male peers genuinely hate them.

*TERFs, I sincerely hope you shit yourself in a public place, go fuck yourself and do not touch my post. This post is not for you.

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[forthegothicheroine]

Marlowe heard a scary noise outside and threw himself in front of my husband to bark at it! All seven pounds of protective fury!

[forthegothicheroine]

The face of heroism