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Dear all white women

I know these times are tough but

Please stop shoplifting

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Come *on* Eileen?

Well if u insist

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Today is my birthday 🌱

I will be grateful for the repost ~

if you have a desire to please me on my birthday, then you can send me a donation 👉🏻👈🏻

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Accidentally paid my mom's phone bill instead of my internet bill

a visual representation of both how I feel and how I found out

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small towns will unironically call someone "just a kid" and then point at the 40 year old man who got arrested for getting in a fight with someone who he called the n word

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WTF even is the name Charles

its the plural of Charle

but wtf is a charle

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oh.. 🐌

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This is my head cannon.

"Don't you mean head canon?"

No. Granite Blast.

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I hate american work culture. 6 hours of paid sick hours a month? *a month??* thats not even a whole fucking shift. The audacity to advertise this as some sort of benefit when its this blatantly abusive is astounding.

That "vacation" benefit is the state mandatory minimum sick leave btw

The company is Transdev.

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Chic fil a always has a massive line but ive never actually met someone who eats it

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I hate it when frozen food tries to be pretentious and tells me to put it in an air fryer. Bitch I pulled you out of a freezer you are going into a microwave. who do you think you are

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Temu needs to be banned. I swear to God every single time I am tricked into interacting with that scamsite it takes me to something completely different than what I was looking for.

Take for instance, I am searching for a refrigerator to purchase. I see a suspiciously cheap refrigerator, from temu. Knowing temu, I knew it wasnt going to be what it offered but I clicked out of curiosity.

It sends me to an advert page. I click on the refrigerator.

I sends me to a completely different item. A refrigerator *pump*. Utter trash website filled with scams.

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YOU COME ON TO MY DASH?

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Temu needs to be banned. I swear to God every single time I am tricked into interacting with that scamsite it takes me to something completely different than what I was looking for.

Take for instance, I am searching for a refrigerator to purchase. I see a suspiciously cheap refrigerator, from temu. Knowing temu, I knew it wasnt going to be what it offered but I clicked out of curiosity.

It sends me to an advert page. I click on the refrigerator.

I sends me to a completely different item. A refrigerator *pump*. Utter trash website filled with scams.

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Shadow the Hedgehog just hit me up on Grindr what do I say??

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Every time I click an interesting reddit link and it goes to r/teenagers it feels like being slapped in the face by being reminded teenagers exist as a real thing and not just something Hollywood made up to sell coming of age comedies

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SMH just another example of our heteronormative society

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If you call empathy a sin, maybe don't cry when you don't get any.