BLU RULES!

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Meet The BLU Team

Medic: Hanz Richter Age: 52 Gender: Male Origin: German Engineer: Dell Conagher Age: 47 Gender: Male Origin: American

Spy: 'Blue' Age: Adult Gender: Male Origin: French Scout: Jen William Age: 28 Gender: Female Origin: American

Sniper: Mickey Moondes Age: 38 Gender: Male Origin: Australian Heavy: Symon Kovalenko Age: 49 Gender: Male Origin: Ukrainian

Demoman: Finn Murray Age: 40 Gender: Male Origin: Scottish

Pyro: Marry Pines Age: Mid 30s Gender: Female Origin: Unknown

Soldier: John Doer Age: 36 Gender: Male Origin: American

Feel free to send us mail!

We'll happily answer ☆

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Don't want to be annoying but baby names up? :3

Marry: (We found out the baby was a boy so- *sigh* so Tomás wanted to name him Mateo...)

Finn: What if I laid on top of ya...?

Marry: (No thanks...)

Finn: Kay... -w-

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Yikes..is there anything you need? Oh, also hi Finn :]

Finn: Hi... She just needs to rest till Blue and Green get back...

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Hello!! I was just gonna ask if I could give you and the others little head pats? If not, can I leave them lil sandviches??

Hanz: Not veally many of us to pat, but Finn vill definitely take Zhe sandwich

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Marry? You good?

Marry: (I'm soooore...)

Finn: I felt the wee lad kick...

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From one BLU to anotha, whas up? How's tha team doin? Any fun stuff happen lately?

-- @blurunner

Hanz: Uh... I zhink Marry is getting weaker, Finn von't really leave her side. Zhe animals are getting along vhich is good! And nothing veally interesting happened

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licks my lips

oh Hanz..

GET OVER HERE BOI

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Uhm... Knock knock, anybody home?

Hanz: some of us are...

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So... Is Finn single..?.

Not.. Not in like.. A weird way in just asking for curiosity.. Or is he aromatic?

Finn: I don't know... *hic* like eh demi or... Somehim...

*Snoooooooore*

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Yeah, I'm still very much confused. If anyone is willing to give me the full rundown of what's going on, that would be amazing, and I will sacrifice my soul to them.

Finn: The Artist isn't smart enough to explain anything, lad... So we can't either...

Dell: Even though he made something he doesn't know anything about, he just makes

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Who's on the GNR team? Cause I thought it was just blue and red. Is there another? Color team?

Finn: Two actually, GRN and YLW... But they don't work for MANN.CO anymore...

*Yaaaaaawn*

Finn: GRN still lives together... YLW is back on their own...

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I'm slightly confused, who's with who? I know Merry and Blue are together because of the baby, but about the rest I'm still confused

Finn: Marry and Blue are in a polyamorous relationship with our GRN team's Spy...

*Siiiiiiip*

Finn: Dell and Hanz are married, Symon and Mickey are dating...

*Burp*

Finn: And Jen is dating GRN's Soldier...

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Blu team, I made calzones for you all!! (I took a bite out of the first one, sorry)

Finn: HELL YEEEEEAAAAH!

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// ingenjör-!! dell…i have a flapjack…and a few more… have some— uh— as many as you want!

- survivalist (why is bro mailing the blu team

Dell: The pancake or that granola lookin' stuff?

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Hey, hey. I have a secret to tell Hanz..

Licks Hanz's sweaty forehead

Hanz: *Gasps desperately for air*

Dell: I fixed the AC

Hanz: *Pops back to normal* Aaaah... Also what is it with you and licking people?

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hellooo

And Marry!!! Sending more gifts not just for the baby but for you too girl take care of yo self! You strong!

-🍎

*Marry claps and bounces in joy*

Marry: Thank you, thank yoouu! I really do need to stay strong for this heat

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Thank you for the Helmet

I say taking John Helmet and putting it on and handing over the two breakfast sandwichs

Mickey: *Gross animal eating noises* I needed this...