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Matthew Brady. Add another obnoxious Canadian reference here. 06.16.17. Proud dad. Proud husband. rpg - not chris evans!

[the-bradybrunch]

I could get into it.

[the-bradybrunch]

Halloween Day at school.

Me: "Are you sure you need blood? I mean, it really doesn't go."

Ava: "Dad. It's already decided 🙄"

Excuse me, I didn't know kids made the decisions.

[greencaptainamell]

Hide the smoked meat

[greencaptainamell]

I'm more like an early morning alarm on a Monday morning. That's what I am. I watched your team earlier...that was hard to choke down. Sorry for your loss, buddy. That was a tough one.

You're unforgettable.

[the-bradybrunch]

Is that a new artist? Hey, I've dwelled in it long enough. Six straight games lost. What the hell is wrong with them?

Don't make me blush. I'm pale enough where it'll look terrible.

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[candice-brady]

You risk your life for a potential thrill. What a brave man you are, husband. Hope the odds turn out to be in your favor this time. Only because I love you.

Excuse you??? I'm leaving it. That's not even a bargain, that's a ripoff. Shh. Just because we know it doesn't mean we need to say it out loud.

[the-bradybrunch]

Have you seen yourself when you're mad? The risk is 1000% worth it. How long has this been our thing? You know, you being mad at me...me not taking it serious because you're stunning...that thing?

Fine, 60/40. Just for you. We have to say it out loud when you blame me yanno. One of the greatest things we've done.

[greencaptainamell]

Hide the smoked meat

[greencaptainamell]

You don't need an invite when you have a key to the front door. All you have to do is walk in. Save your tears for another day. They're trash today. I can't talk about it.

Don't you dare. You know you have a permanent space in my brain.

[the-bradybrunch]

Touche, my friend. Touche. Are you...The Weekend? It's terrible. Makes me sick to my stomach how they're playing. Glad to see we're both in the dumps.

Very true. I'm hard to forget.

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[candice-brady]

The hard road. You always take the hard road. I set that right up for you, too.

I won't ever say it out loud. Only because I know what you'll say when I do. That is not what I just said! 50-50 or bust. Mm, I don't think so. Try again with your answer.

[the-bradybrunch]

When you tell me to find things out it challenges me. And your challenges are somehow scary and a turn on at the same time? I fucking love it.

No worries, because I'll say it out loud for you. 80/20 - take it or leave it. I very much think so. We know so.

[greencaptainamell]

Hide the smoked meat

[greencaptainamell]

Going through my usual up and down on football Sunday. It's been a day already. Seth and I are using our emotional support group chat to its fullest extent.

I could never forget about you when you're running through my mind 24/7.

[the-bradybrunch]

Football Sunday and I wasn't invited? Should I start crying now or later? How's the team...letting you down? Mine is in the gutter.

Yeah, sure.

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[candice-brady]

Are you SURE that's the road you want to take? I want you to think long and hard about this.

I don't agree to falsehoods/flat out lies. Switch it back to my 50-50 and we'll finally have the truth. They were conceived that way because someone loves that fieriness so much we forgot protection.

[the-bradybrunch]

Oh you don't know me at all. Which road would I obviously take?

Of course you don't, you'd never admit that they have your personality. Okay - 80/20. Excuse me, I'm pretty sure it was because someone forgot they were on antibiotics.

[greencaptainamell]

Hide the smoked meat

[greencaptainamell]

As always, Sugar.

[the-bradybrunch]

How are you, Sugarplum?

Enjoying the life where you forgot about your best friend?

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[candice-brady]

.... do it and see what happens, Brady. I don't think you'll like the outcome very much.

Eh, that sounds inaccurate. Pencil in 50/50 and it might actually be right.

[the-bradybrunch]

Well now I have to see what happens, right? Why don't you come here.

Are you sure? Eh, no. I think 75/25 was on the money. They were conceived after I got the classic Candice fieriness. That same fieriness gets you upset when it comes from them.

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[candice-brady]

I'm pretty sure I know sassiness when I sense it. I do know it. When you say it...it just hits different. Like you hit different when you hit from behind. You are the absolute worst. I can't stand you. Put the kids to bed then come see what awaits you in ours.

Mixed bag of both, for sure.

[the-bradybrunch]

All of this sassy talk makes me want to leave you the way you were the other night. You know. Impatient, needy.

I'm thinking more like 75% from your bag and 25% from mine.

[greencaptainamell]

Hide the smoked meat

[the-bradybrunch]

Doing us Canadians proud, eh?

[candice-brady]

These twins, I swear.

[candice-brady]

It's sassy. Trust me, I'd know. You can't call me pretty when our kids are still up. It does things to me.

Is it me getting you to blame it on my mom? Or are you outright admitting your MIL wears the crown?

[the-bradybrunch]

You're mistaking my sarcasm for sassiness. You also started this pretty war. You know you're beautiful, don't you? It's past their bedtime anyway. Come on. We can play hide the smoked meat.

Somehow it feels like both??

[the-bradybrunch]

It's fucking yours!

[candice-brady]

These twins, I swear.

[candice-brady]

The tone you have at times? Oooo that Matt-Sass is really something.

If it's anyone's fault, it's my mothers. She really takes the throne.

[the-bradybrunch]

Me? No way. Out of the two of us you definitely have the most. Don't let me forget to put down the toilet seat. Or take out the trash.

Ah, touche. You got me there.

[candice-brady]

You. Don't act like there's a halo above that pretty head. You know you get sassy. Comes out early in the morning before you've had your coffee.

Caught red handed, husband.

[the-bradybrunch]

Is it sassy or is it just my natural personality? I wonder. Pretty head, huh...you're pretty.

I meant...you got me by blaming it on your mom. She's the one person that can take that claim from you.

[candice-brady]

These twins, I swear.

[candice-brady]

The tone you have at times? Oooo that Matt-Sass is really something.

If it's anyone's fault, it's my mothers. She really takes the throne.

[the-bradybrunch]

Me? No way. Out of the two of us you definitely have the most. Don't let me forget to put down the toilet seat. Or take out the trash.

Ah, touche. You got me there.

[candice-brady]

These twins, I swear.

[candice-brady]

Hey.

I'll have you know their father is equal parts sassy with a side of baby blue eyes.

[the-bradybrunch]

I'm sassy? Just because I challenge you and risk my life while doing it?

We're blaming your side of the genetics.