The things my wife makes me watch.
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The things my wife makes me watch.
That's my wife.
Does that rule still apply if we're married? I don't think it does. Because I'm proud of you. I love you. I'm always happy to be your red carpet trophy husband.
That's my wife.
What happened last time? I think you should remind me. I can't help it. Watching you the last few weeks preparing for this has really upped my proud husband status. I felt the need to remind you how incredible you are.
That's my wife.
Crawl into these arms and get them. I'll take your shoes off. Give you a nice little foot rub, superstar. You are phenomenal and I am so proud of you.
That's my wife.
hi @emily-ibett
Hide the smoked meat
It is. It's me. Watch out for my new record. At that point you just become numb to the pain. Everything is wrong with them. They've changed their offensive lineup seven times. You'd think by now they'd have it somewhat figured out at the very least.
You could never look terrible.
Hide the smoked meat
I'm more like an early morning alarm on a Monday morning. That's what I am. I watched your team earlier...that was hard to choke down. Sorry for your loss, buddy. That was a tough one.
You're unforgettable.
Hide the smoked meat
You don't need an invite when you have a key to the front door. All you have to do is walk in. Save your tears for another day. They're trash today. I can't talk about it.
Don't you dare. You know you have a permanent space in my brain.
Hide the smoked meat
Going through my usual up and down on football Sunday. It's been a day already. Seth and I are using our emotional support group chat to its fullest extent.
I could never forget about you when you're running through my mind 24/7.
Hide the smoked meat
As always, Sugar.
Hide the smoked meat
Can't believe Mavs is 11 today. 11?! She was just three.
Where does the time go?
NOPE.
I can’t do it. I’m freezing her at 11.
Can't believe Mavs is 11 today. 11?! She was just three.
Where does the time go?
My heart did not need this reminder….even if her preteen attitude reminds me daily
ooc; tumblr is so whacky wtf
ooc; BLOWS THE DUST OFF AFTER FINALLY REMEMBERING THE PASSWORD
Not on Maviwatch Daddy. Not even the Green Arrow scares her.
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