Brock Samson

OSI agent

[dean-theventurebro]

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[the-brockosaurus-samson]

Which kid is harder to keep track of, Hank or Dean?

"Do I even have to answer?"

[biggs-regretti]

Binged this recently, loved every second of it. 

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

His eyes faintly widen at the flustered reaction he got from White. "Oh! Wow.. Uhhhh I'm uhh.. I didn't think you'd get so embarrassed." He said as the doors opened to the lobby.

He didn't exit yet as he thought maybe he should clear the air. "Hey, I didn't mean to be so forward.. But you really.. For some reason.. Turn me on." He said with a soft chuckle.

"I just thought it'd be nice to let off some steam, ya know?" He explained as be placed his hand on whites back. "Maybe we can fool around a little after we get the job done?" He suggests.

"As a payment for your help?" He chuckled. As he walked out of the elevator. Keeping White close to his side.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

Brock let out a sigh as nothing clicked. Maybe he needed to be straight forward with the man. Would he even be interested? I mean he was Brock Samson.. Who wouldn't be down to fuck with this man?

Yet white kept saying such dirty things on.. Accident? Let's get Christmas wood??? How did this man not know what he was doing.

Brock followed White to the elevator. He once they were inside he clicked the button to take them down to the lobby. "So.. Uhh.. You know what I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore." He said as he looked over to White.

"I was trying to hint about fucking in my car.!" He said impatiently. "I dunno why I am having these urges and I dunno if you're even into that.. It's been a rough and lonely holiday for me and I need some action." He sputtered all out. Not holding back his wants and desires anymore.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

He nods, "Yeah We might as well go today.." He said softly and then paused. Was he just all eager and ready to go? What was going on today??

Maybe he had too much to drink. He sighed and tried getting his mind out of the gutters. Then he regained the dirty thoughts at Whites last statement. He sighed lightly, "Yeah.... You wanna be shot gun.. Or are you into being in the back seats?"

He asked, trying to push the conversation into being a dirty one. Maybe he could even make this a holiday to remember.

He hasn't had any fun in a car for a while. Maybe today will be his lucky day? Let's see where this goes.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Well.. There is a place kinda out of the city. Where they sell pretty good trees. I think we should try there first." He said as he got up.

Finishing off his beer and setting it down. He looked over to White. Observing his small tight frame. Was it weird that he thought those tights he wore looks really good. Like really really good. He smirked lightly to himself as he walked over.

"Are the decorations okay to you? I know you're a really... Stylish man.. Aren't cha?" He said as his eyes drifted down the slender man's body.

[deliriumbubbles]

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[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Okay then.. Well I already got the decorations.. But we still need to get a tree." He explained. As he pointed over to some boxes in the corner. That were the decorations for the penthouse.

"So if you want.. We can just start decorating here? Then go out to get a tree.. Maybe two. One for the penthouse and another for the lobby.." He drank more of his beer before setting it down. "Mm.. Probably get a huge one for the lobby." He muttered.

He got up and looked down at White, "Want a beer? Before we start working? Or are you more of a fruity drink guy..?" He asked in an unsure tone. He just couldn't picture white wanting a regular drink.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. “Hey.. Be careful…. Don’t sneak up on me like it..” He warned.

“And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party.” He said as he turned to him. “Why? You planning on helping out?”

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

He sighed, "No.. We haven't. We are pretty behind on that stuff.. Especially, since uhh.. Doc is stressing about making stuff for the company." He explained. Reaching down and grabbing his bottle of beer.

He sipped some of it down and looked over at White. "Wait.. Really? You wanna help?" He asked curiously.

"I guess.. I could use some extra hands."

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Hey.. Brock... Would you help me christmas up the penthouse?" he asked softly.

“…Really? You want to decorate for Christmas?” He asked unamused. Before rolling his eyes a little. Then sighing as he looked down at the scrawny man.

He exhaled and crossed his arms. “I guess.. We can…. I mean why not?” He shrugged. Feeling a little bad for not being in the spirit. He then gave Rusty a worried look. “Are you going to be alright this year? Since Dean and Hank usually aren’t home. Well.. Since Dean moved out..” He asked carefully.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

Brock gave Doc a look and faintly smirked. "Yeah? Thats exactly what you wanted isn't it?" He asked in a teasing manner.

He made his way towards the stairs and looked over to Rusty. He froze and felt nervous to ask, but really wanted to.

"Uhhh.. Want to join me?" He asked smiling. "Or do I have to pour eggnog on you first?" He asked with a chuckle.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"hey'a Brock... what's the plan for the holidays?" he asked, coming into the Living room.

Brock looks over quickly. Not expecting White to be in the penthouse. "Hey.. Be careful.... Don't sneak up on me like it.." He warned.

"And for the holidays.. Uhh we are probably gonna throw a party." He said as he turned to him. "Why? You planning on helping out?"

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Hey.. Brock... Would you help me christmas up the penthouse?" he asked softly.

“…Really? You want to decorate for Christmas?” He asked unamused. Before rolling his eyes a little. Then sighing as he looked down at the scrawny man.

He exhaled and crossed his arms. “I guess.. We can…. I mean why not?” He shrugged. Feeling a little bad for not being in the spirit. He then gave Rusty a worried look. “Are you going to be alright this year? Since Dean and Hank usually aren’t home. Well.. Since Dean moved out..” He asked carefully.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"I dunno.. It's exciting Doc. We have so much more time to ourselves.. Maybe it's the eggnog talking..?" He chuckled.

He suddenly felt coolness on his back. He looked over his shoulder. "What th-- oh, dammit.." He said as he back up. He quickly pulled off his shirt.

"Man.. I should probably wash this ASAP.. So it won't get sticky and gross.." He mumbled to himself.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Hey.. Brock... Would you help me christmas up the penthouse?" he asked softly.

“…Really? You want to decorate for Christmas?” He asked unamused. Before rolling his eyes a little. Then sighing as he looked down at the scrawny man.

He exhaled and crossed his arms. “I guess.. We can…. I mean why not?” He shrugged. Feeling a little bad for not being in the spirit. He then gave Rusty a worried look. “Are you going to be alright this year? Since Dean and Hank usually aren’t home. Well.. Since Dean moved out..” He asked carefully.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

The big man faintly frowns as Rusty walks away to get another drink. Brock nods at Docs notion. "Yeah.. Don't worry I won't try and invite everyone.. But inviting Sheila could be fun." He shrugged.

Taking the drink and sipping some of it down. "But.. She'd probably wanna bring her winged husband along. Which.. I don't think that guy even knows when to relax." He said with a laugh. "I mean.. He's always in his guild character.. He doesn't know when to shut that off for even a second."

He then drinks down the rest slowly. Exhaling air once he finishes it. Placing the glass down on the counter. He gives Rusty a playful look as he grabs the man by his hips and hoists him onto the counter.

Sprinkling Docs cheek down to his neck with kisses. "Should we make a list of things to get?" He said between kisses.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Hey.. Brock... Would you help me christmas up the penthouse?" he asked softly.

“…Really? You want to decorate for Christmas?” He asked unamused. Before rolling his eyes a little. Then sighing as he looked down at the scrawny man.

He exhaled and crossed his arms. “I guess.. We can…. I mean why not?” He shrugged. Feeling a little bad for not being in the spirit. He then gave Rusty a worried look. “Are you going to be alright this year? Since Dean and Hank usually aren’t home. Well.. Since Dean moved out..” He asked carefully.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Oh yeah, they can definitely party hard. They seem like it anyways." He said with a chuckle. Wrapping an arm around Rusty's shoulders gently.

"I could also probably bring over some OSI men. Maybe ShoreLeave and Snoopy? I don't think Gathers is too into party's." He shrugged.

His hand rubs down to the middle of Rusty's back. Keeping the small man close to him.

"Should we.. Invite guild members? Just to get crazy? It may mix shit up. Maybe at the end of the night.. I'll get to knock some assholes out?" He said with a smirk.

[santa-is-real]

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

"Hey.. Brock... Would you help me christmas up the penthouse?" he asked softly.

“…Really? You want to decorate for Christmas?” He asked unamused. Before rolling his eyes a little. Then sighing as he looked down at the scrawny man.

He exhaled and crossed his arms. “I guess.. We can…. I mean why not?” He shrugged. Feeling a little bad for not being in the spirit. He then gave Rusty a worried look. “Are you going to be alright this year? Since Dean and Hank usually aren’t home. Well.. Since Dean moved out..” He asked carefully.

[the-brockosaurus-samson]

He chuckled and rolled his eyes playfully at the little umbrella doc did on his own drink. Brock sipped some down for a taste. He softly hummed at the sweet and strong flavors. Causing him to take a bigger sip. Few seconds later the glass was empty and Brock licked his lips.

"Mmm.. Not bad." He said with a grin.

"This is gonna be a fun Christmas." He said as he walked closer to Rusty. "Are we gonna throw a party? Invite the usual guys.? The Triad, Billy, and white? Maybe get some ladies over too." He said with grin.

Now he was super into this. He was really planning it all out in his head.