Catastrophe Queen

{16}{Mother of all dogs}{Inter. Feminist}

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ig my first post is gonna be this rlly rough josuyasu :’) k bye

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what are they even looking at

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(PLEASE click it tumblr killed the quality)

[chessys]

me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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[micdotcom]

Dear White People is becoming a series on Netflix

Justin Simien’s critically acclaimed indie sociopolitical dramedy Dear White People is being adapted into a 10-episode Netflix series. Simien is working with the streaming service for the TV adaptation and will be a writer for all 10 episodes, as well as the director for the pilot. When we’ll get to see it.

[allsmilesontheoutside]

OH SHIT!!!

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you sure

[plantgalactic]

them went to the bathroom sounds stupid as shit

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they

[gaylor-moon]

Do cis people just pretend to be this bad at grammar when it comes to disrespecting peoples pronouns or what?

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[seagullneyweaver]

Deleted scenes

[mediamattersforamerica]

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).

[tragiqueer]

All of a sudden this picture makes so much sense

[truuqueen]

I’m solange

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we all solange

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[meltdraw]

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

[lastxleviathanrefollow]

My Huz and I laughed about this for like ten minutes. You have to read it in Frank the Bunny’s (from Donnie Darko) voice and realize if you ever looked outside your window one day and saw this you’d probably piss yourself

[liptonicedpee]

that is the exact voice I read this in holy hell

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this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?

[professional-funposting]

That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck

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it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning

[meanplastic]

[hashtagloveloses]

Why must we play god

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Get nalaskaed

[styrofoamtokyo]

The abbreviation for Alaska is “AK”…

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Get nalaskaed

[lordendsavior]

It’s been 3 years and it’s still one of my favourite moments in British television of this decade. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall and James Corden (from The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2012)

[louisedarlington]

UK TV at its finest and funniest