FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE FREE WILL - me on a daily basis

i traumatize the blorbos I hyperfixate on. Your gonna have to live with that,

[the-chaos-writer]

All About Me (Revamped)

uhm...hey so we all know Father & Son and AISC on AO3, right?

cool that's me I'm back <3

Some may remember me as "that one writer who put Purple through way too much and killed him like five times" but I like to think myself as someone who has free will and henceforth shall now be traumatizing Pokemon characters as well <3

Anyways.

About Me!

Name: Autumn

Nicknames: Autism, Aututism(inspired by my failed attempt at an assignment in algebra lol)

Birthday: May 27th

Gender: Non-Binary!

Sexuality: Aro-Ace!

My current hyperfixations: Pokemon, Alan Becker, Rick & Morty, Project Hail Mary

Random shit I do/say(because I'm a menace to society)

"FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE FREE WILL."

Me to literally any interestingly shaped cloud: Is that a supercell?

"I love you but this has to be done for the plot." *proceeds to kill off an innocent character*

"welp. time to torture a character."

*becomes Scottish for no reason*

*gets an idea* *immediately opens Google Docs*

"I got you something from the store :3" "Is it coffee?"

"anyone needs me i'll be watching Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel for the tenth time this week." *proceeds to spend an hour ranting to the void about how much I hate the movie's antagonist*

Speaking of IB, the Diploma Programme is as big of a bane on my existence as writing something without angst.

Year 2 IB Class Lineup:

HL - English, History, Chemistry (yes ik I just took SL chem last year. Im being forced to do HL chem against my will there is no other way)

SL - French, Math AI

And then of course Theory of Knowledge, or as I like to call it, Philosophy: High School Edition (this is a joke)

Likes & Dislikes/Phobias

Likes:

Telehope (band)

Writing

My friends (kindguy my brother)

Drawing

Reading

Horror

TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!!(Jessie-Meowth friendship supremacy)

doomscrolling

Bracelet and Necklace making

Coffee.

Alan Becker

History

Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel (for reasons that will become obvious if you watch the movie/read my fics lmfao)

Stardew Valley🤤

Tornadoes

Dislikes/Phobias

MAGA/homophobes/transphobes/🍇 supporters/general assholes DNI

that one girl that thinks everything is her business

people who wear socks with sandals

pdfiles

Arachnophobia

Melissophobia/Spheksophobia - Bees and wasps.

Genophobia - Fear of sexual intimacy (stems from trauma)

Atychiphobia - Fear of failure

Autophobia - Abandonment issues :3

Alva from Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel

(I have a burning, passionate hate for this man. I will not elaborate on why. Reading my fics will give you the answer)

My Socials

Tumblr (hello there)

AO3

FanFiction.Net

PixilArt

DeviantArt

Instagram

TikTok

Other Links (mainly my series, will add other links later)

Father & Son - THE COMPLETE SET

Adventures In Stick City

Family Sticks Together - New Pokemon Series

[writingdose]

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

[notthatblairwitch]

[the-chaos-writer]

First week of IB Year Two survived here's how we doing:

The first draft of my English HL Essay is due Monday (there was no warning and I still don't know what I'm doing)

I have to do my Chem IA again bc my last score was so bad (HL Chem the bane of my existence)

I have to rewrite my entire Section B of my History IA

I shudder to know what's on the MATH IA

Almost got evacuated for the third goddamn time in my life bc of fuckass fire season

im currently procrastinating on a French assignment I should have had done 9 hours ago but didn't bc my ass did not wanna speak into my fuckass microphone in a room w/ 3 people🥹

I'm running on 6 hours of sleep

The bus system is bullshit

the kid I've been manifesting to drop IB dropped IB *she didn't even last a week with our History HL II teacher*

Heavily considering signing up for the AP Lit exam *I got a 2 on AP Lang bc I was taught nothing and went in with vibes and walked out with an essay on volcanion for some reason*

Yeah we're off to a great start.

[pawnyouoff]

being an ib student is staying up until 4 am doing homework and texting your friend, thinking theyre asleep, and getting an immediate reply because they haven't slept either

[the-chaos-writer]

Life up the evac warnings have been lifted in the area

I live motherfuckers

[the-chaos-writer]

Someone please explain when Nevada was tornado material.

[the-chaos-writer]

"The 47-year-old was arrested earlier this week near the 1300 block of Freds Mountain Road, on an accusation of intentionally starting multiple fires in the area, resulting in what became known as the Fred Mountain Fire, which then joined with the massive Bug Fire.

Jones says Mitchell recently struggled with addiction issues. “No one in the family expected this from her but in a sad way no one was shocked either,” she writes.

She had two dogs she says but ended up in the hospital a few weeks ago, and then seemingly lost her pets, and at that “moment she took it out on the rest of the world,” she alleges."

~~~

Hi so I understand that losing pets is a horrible thing and is absolutely devastating but at the same time the fire has burned almost 100k acres that is a WILD reaction😭

[the-chaos-writer]

"So I'm a single maan in my thirties, who lives alone in a small apartment, I don't have any kids, but I like kids a lot, I don't like where this is going...

A teacher! I'm a schoolteacher! I remember it now!

Oh, thank God. I'm a teacher."

I knew the line was coming and I still found it fucking hilarious when I read it.

[the-chaos-writer]

Finally finished The Martian and holy shit that was peak.

Soon enough I'll probably go back and collect my favorite lines bc MAN there were a ton🤣😭

[the-chaos-writer]

"The Hab is now a bomb." DAMN ANDY CALM DOWN-

[the-chaos-writer]

We've reached the last 60ish pages this book is so peak.

[the-chaos-writer]

My IB English teacher said we need the first drafts of our IA's due by Friday

My brother in Arceus there is a fire coming up on my ass do you think I GIVE A FUCK????

[the-chaos-writer]

I had zero chance to breathe the evacuation orders are RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD.

I'm so fucked I'm actually so fucked I have to bag my stuffies and hide them somewhere so they don't fucking burn😭😭😭

[the-chaos-writer]

the ao3 curse got me bc wdym two fires in Nevada merged and now casually taking a merry little walk towards my city

[evilbookworm]

the Martian vs project Hail Mary is so funny because you’ve got one where they’re very slowly making a spaceship to bring a guy home and another one where they make a spaceship really fast to send a guy into space forever

[the-chaos-writer]

"The Hab is now a bomb." DAMN ANDY CALM DOWN-

[luna-azzurra]

Character Talents & Skills!!