♡KATERINA♡

Imma witch. I like memes. And cats. Enjoy the chaos

[saintacephale]

reblog if your blog is safe for trans witches, non binary witches, bisexual witches, gay witches, pansexual witches, closet witches, mental ill witches and all type of witches 🔮🌿

[applesdotexe]

what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and we’ll all converge together in a massive, fierce mass only spoken of in myth.  dont come near us or you too will cease to exist

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

[aroluna-archive-blog-blog]

can we include aromantics?

[diggly]

triforce of fabulousness

[new-ace-on-the-block]

There we go, a shield to protect against the negativity

[murlymoo150]

Can we have a pretty sword too?

[the-chaotic-witch]

Legends will be told.

Mothers will warn their children to stay away from the edge of the woods. Fathers will build high wooden fences decked with barbed wire to protect their sons.

But once every full moon, a child wanders away from the village and we greet them with open arms.

They will try to stop us, but you cannot stop something that does not exist.

[the-chaotic-witch]

me to the ghosts in my house after hearing a noise: Guys if you're not paying rent you can't stay

[dairypropaganda]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

[not-tumbling]

:)

[the-chaotic-witch]

:)

[the-chaotic-witch]

Tip:

If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

[goddess-vibess-deactivated20180]

Reblog if you're under 5'5

[the-chaotic-witch]

*sighs in 5'1*

[the-chaotic-witch]

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.

Me: I didn't call you.

Demon: I did.

[the-chaotic-witch]

Seeing as magick follows feeling you are allowed to say "fuck off demons" in your panda onesie at 3 am if it is said with enough power and will thanks for coming to my TED talk

[the-chaotic-witch]

me: *hears a noise*

me to the spirits in a Texan accent: We'll be havin' none o' that now

[chaotic-heathen]

Me when my tarot/oracle deck calls me out on some bullshit I didn't wanna face:

[ayrathings]

Me: hey can i do a rea-

My tarot deck: solve your fucking problems or your life will be shit

Me: how?

My tarot deck: dunno

[the-chaotic-witch]

Tarot decks in a nutshell

Other witches: Hey there's my favourite deck! :))

Their decks: Hey beautiful u gonna have a great day today!

Me: Sup bitch. Heard you were talking shit.

My deck: Ain't my fault u crawling back to your ex hoe.